Monty Python

[griffer]

eek!

thread killer.

 

[jamespowers]

eek!

thread killer.

lol lol lol lol lol Yeah right. lol

 

[photobyalan]

"SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!"lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwEwLDR61bo

Regards,

J

What a filthy mouth. You need Crelm toothpaste with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin!

Yes, do like all smart motorists: choose Crelm toothpaste! Or Shrill petrol, with the new additive GLC-9424075 (after 6pm 942-4047).

 

[jamespowers]

What a filthy mouth. You need Crelm toothpaste with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin!

Yes, do like all smart motorists: choose Crelm toothpaste! Or Shrill petrol, with the new additive GLC-9424075 (after 6pm 942-4047).

Hahahahhaha! Fraudulin! lol lol lol lol

Regards,

J

 

[photobyalan]

BTW, "And now for something completely different..." is on the BBC right this minute.

And wouldn't you know it, but Young Frankenstein in on the Fox Movie Channel and Office Space is on IFC, all at the same time. Too many choices.

 

[photobyalan]

"Hello Mr. Polly Parrot! Wakie, wakie! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!"

 

[jamespowers]

BTW, "And now for something completely different..." is on the BBC right this minute.

And wouldn't you know it, but Young Frankenstein in on the Fox Movie Channel and Office Space is on IFC, all at the same time. Too many choices.

You know which one I would choose. Time to Silly Walk to the TV.

 

[Pilgrim]

There is no cannabilism in the British Navy, and when I say absolutely none, I mean there is a certain amount.

 

[CharlieH.]

Aaah! You're no fun anymore!
(And if someone pinches my line, I'l push them in the way of a rolling camel!)

 

[Absinthe_1900]

Dennis Moore,.. Dennis Moore, He's not in this sketch.

 

[Barry]

Gorilla Librarian

I don't think this one was posted yet. It's an odd one.

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[JazzBaby]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[BJonas]

"(My name is) spelled 'Raymond Luxury Yacht' but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'"

 

[Barry]

The most awful family in Britian!

"I think it is disgusting!!!! You... a member of Parliment!"

Barry

 

[BegintheBeguine]

There is no cannabilism in the British Navy, and when I say absolutely none, I mean there is a certain amount.

Earlier in the same episode: MOLLUSKS.

 

[Jazzman64]

When your walking home tonight and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me - Sgt. Major

 

[feltfan]

After a recent exchange on the Observation Bar, I was
thinking about The Argument Sketch...

M: Oh look, this isn't an argument.
A: Yes it is.
M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
A: No it isn't.
M: It is!
A: It is not.
M: Look, you just contradicted me.
A: I did not.
M: Oh you did!!
A: No, no, no.
M: You did just then.
A: Nonsense!
M: Oh, this is futile!

Full text here:
http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/sketch.htm

 

[jamespowers]

After a recent exchange on the Observation Bar, I was
thinking about The Argument Sketch...

M: Oh look, this isn't an argument.
A: Yes it is.
M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
A: No it isn't.
M: It is!
A: It is not.
M: Look, you just contradicted me.
A: I did not.
M: Oh you did!!
A: No, no, no.
M: You did just then.
A: Nonsense!
M: Oh, this is futile!

Full text here:
http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/sketch.htm

He had to pay for that exchange though.

Regards,

J

 

[BegintheBeguine]

I used to hear that on the radio on the great AM station WSAY when I was a child. My favorite line was Oh shut up.