Monty Python

[jamespowers]

I say! What's all this then??

Ahhhhhhhhhh! Run! Its a copper.

Regards,

J

 

[mysterygal]

Dang, got caught being naughty again:eusa_doh: lol

 

[mysterygal]

How sweet to be an Idiot,
As harmless as a cloud,
Too small to hide the sun
Almost poking fun,
At the warm but insecure untidy crowd.
How sweet to be an idiot,
And dip my brain in joy,
Children laughing at my back,
With no fear of attack,
As much retaliation as a toy.

How sweet to be an idiot, how sweet.

I tiptoed down the street,
Smiled at everyone I meet,
But suddently a scream,
Smashes through my dream,
Fie fye foe fum,
I smell the blood of an asylum,
(Blood of an asylum,
But mother I play so beautifully,
listen. ha ha)
Fie fye foe fum,
I smell the blood of the asylum,
Hey you, you're such a pennant,
You got as much brain as a dead ant,
As much inagination as a carvan sign.

But I still love you, still love you,
Oooh how sweet to be an idiot,
How sweet. how sweet. How sweet.

 

[jamespowers]

Hahahahahah! That was a good one.
I would say that the Nudge Nudge would have to be my favorite of them all. The Lumberjack song and the Pet Store are also classics.
From the Nudge Nudge sketch: "So how is it?"

Regards,

J

 

[griffer]

Looks like we have a few people here that are fans of the Monty Python sketches. What is your favorite and favorite quote from it?

Regards,

J

Oh, jeez. I don't have time to pick one, but...

"Only one wafer thin mint..."

"Tis only a flesh wound..."

"1,2,5" "Three, sir" "Right, Three!"

"With a herring!"

"Orson's Standard Book of British Birds, the expurgated version....The one without the gannett!"

Not cannon, but...

"Don't mind him, he's from Barcelona"

 

[jamespowers]

Oh, jeez. I don't have time to pick one, but...

"Only one wafer thin mint..."

"Tis only a flesh wound..."

"1,2,5" "Three, sir" "Right, Three!

"With a herring!"

"Orson's Standard Book of British Birds, the expurgated version....The one without the gannett!"

Not cannon, but...

"Don't mind him, he's from Barcelona"

The "with a herring" is classic. lol lol

Regards,

J

 

[TheKitschGoth]

"She turned me into a toad! ... I got better"

 

[Harp]

"What have the Romans ever done for us?," from The Life of Brianlol

 

[GOK]

""He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

"Balm? You can't go around bringing balm in 'ere. That's a dangerous animal that is."

"Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me."

"Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say: some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble; give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best. And... always look on the bright side of life..."

"What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?"

So, ummmm...what did the Romans do for us then?

 

[Harp]

:eusa_clap lol lol lol

 

[Novella]

"All right, bananas. We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Here you, take this. Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; next, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless."

I also like the sketch on how not to be seen. And the entire Holy Grail movie.

 

[missjo]

nudge nudge, know what i mean?

 

[Fleur De Guerre]

"You are all individuals!"

"I'm not."

 

[moustache]

"You've got a really nice army base here colonel.A shame if something were to happen to it"
"Stop stop.Too silly,too silly."

Oooo an art critic.

Ministry of Silly walks.

JD

 

[s7eng]

And now for something completely different.

I'm invincible!
You're a loony.

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!

I have to say Holy Grail is my favorite.

I used to work with 2 guys and all of us were Python fans. We would do quotes back and forth all day.

 

[Haversack]

"We would like to buy a bed"

Haversack.

 

[jamespowers]

I have to say Holy Grail is my favorite.

And from the Holy Grail we have:

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid B****rd. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one
The Witch: *They* dressed me up like this!
Crowd: We didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well?
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a bit.
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*


Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

And one for the Tammys of the world:
King Arthur: Run away!

Regards to all,

J

 

[Spitfire]

The hungarian phrasebook.lol lol

 

[CharlieH.]

Yeah, yeah, I know you said favourite QUOTES, but...

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[jamespowers]

Ok, I can add one to that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVJOP1RdHC4
Whooooooooaaaa, Eh?

Regards,

J