LADIES of the LOUNGE

[Emmababy]

hey, I do have a deadpan delivery, it has been said.

 

[hotrod_elf]

Ducks smile

I have three that smile at me everyday.......when I bring out their food...lol

 

[panamag8or]

lol :eusa_clap


lol
Emmababy, Why is it that I can picture your avatar saying that with an absolutely deadpan delivery?

(ala Rita ____ (?) a very funny lady)(What is her last name?)

Rudner. Rita Rudner.

 

[deadpandiva]

I did that 'My Heritage' thing today and it matched me up with Jacqueline Onassis and Aishwarya Rai. I really don't look like them, how do they decide on a match? [huh]

I got Aishwarya Rai also and a few other Bollywood actresses. I don't look like any of them but it was a great boost to my self esteem.

 

[carter]

Rudner. Rita Rudner.

THank you sir. That's her. A very funny lady. Kinda cute too as I recall.

 

[rubyredlocks]

Rita did have the best dead pan delivery.Love her.

 

[Badluck Brody]

She's a million girls!

Then we have the ladies of "The Lounge"... and all I can say is...... I actually have found myself speechless!!

 

[carter]

SMOKIN' Avatar!

Rita did have the best dead pan delivery.Love her.

Rita will be appearing at Harrah's in Las Vegas through 2008 according to her website.

However, on Friday December 7 (Pearl Harbor Day) she will be appearing at the North Fork Theatre at Westbury in New York.

Phone numbers are posted on the website.

http://www.ritafunny.com/schedule.php

 

[carter]

A few one liners from Rita Rudner:

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

 

[MrNewportCustom]

lol
:eusa_doh:
silly boys

"Silly boys"? I'm holding back on telling what I used to look for while upstairs at the mall!


Lee

 

[MrNewportCustom]

THank you sir. That's her. A very funny lady. Kinda cute too as I recall.

Kinda? VERY! Kinda married, too, after her first album!

I've always liked her line, "Sales people lie! They hold up an ugly dress and say, 'It looks much better on.' On what, on fire? They say 'Buy these shoes, they'll stretch.' And I say, 'Take this check, it'll bounce.'"

Or; "I'm not going to age gracefully. Im going to have facelifts until my ears meet."


Lee
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"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid." - Rita Rudner

 

[pretty faythe]

"Silly boys"? I'm holding back on telling what I used to look for while upstairs at the mall!


Lee

 

[Eliza]

I love Rita.

 

[Hemingway Jones]

This thread has lost its way, here's one to get it back on track, our own Daisy Buchanan:

This one is in Monte Carlo, though you can hardly tell!



Notre Dame





At the Nice Ville Train Station, Nice.

 

[Rooster]

HURRAH FOR MR. JONES!:eusa_clap For taking pictures of my favorite subject. It never matters where Miss Buchanan is, she always looks great.

 

[Rockapin-up]

Daisy your Simply Gorgeous Great work Hemingway Jones:eusa_clap

 

[ShortClara]

I love Daisy pics!!

 

[LocktownDog]

I love Daisy pics!!

Amen sister.

Richard

 

[Nashoba]

Daisy...as always...just beautiful....and I still want your eyes

HJ: Your work just keeps getting better! Of course with Daisy as your subject..how could it not?

 

[Miss Brill]

I got Aishwarya Rai also and a few other Bollywood actresses. I don't look like any of them but it was a great boost to my self esteem.

It is! It is wildy flattering! I just wish it was truer. She is stunning.