Jokes About Hats

[hatsRme]

Good Monday morning!

 

[1mach1]

Me and my wife.

 

[hatsRme]

I don't get it... lol lol lol

Good one, Harv!

 

[hatsRme]

Where have you been, BONKED?!?! Excellent, hilarious, thank you!! :eusa_clap lol

P.S. Was that in Pittsburg, NH?

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Saturday night in the Longbranch Saloon.

 

[KY Crusader]

Wished I'd have known about this thread earlier. He is my contribution...

O’Toole stunned the priest one Sunday by showing up at mass for the first time in living memory. Afterward, the priest asked O’Toole what had made him finally come to mass.

O’Toole looked the priest in the eye and said, “Father, I cannot lie to you. I lost me good hat, and I know old Dunne has a hat just like it. I thought I’d leave mass early, and just take along old Dunne’s hat from the hat rack, sort of 'by mistake,' if you know what I mean.”

“But I see you’re still hatless,” said the priest. “What changed your mind, O’Toole?”

“Your sermon on the ten commandments, Father,” O’Toole replied.

“Ah,” said the priest. “So when you heard the commandment 'Thou shalt not steal,' you decided not to take Dunne’s hat for yourself.”

“Not exactly, Father,” said O’Toole. “When you mentioned the one about not committing adultery, I remembered where I left me own hat.”

 

[Rogera]

Wished I'd have known about this thread earlier. He is my contribution...

O’Toole stunned the priest one Sunday by showing up at mass for the first time in living memory. Afterward, the priest asked O’Toole what had made him finally come to mass.

O’Toole looked the priest in the eye and said, “Father, I cannot lie to you. I lost me good hat, and I know old Dunne has a hat just like it. I thought I’d leave mass early, and just take along old Dunne’s hat from the hat rack, sort of 'by mistake,' if you know what I mean.”

“But I see you’re still hatless,” said the priest. “What changed your mind, O’Toole?”

“Your sermon on the ten commandments, Father,” O’Toole replied.

“Ah,” said the priest. “So when you heard the commandment 'Thou shalt not steal,' you decided not to take Dunne’s hat for yourself.”

“Not exactly, Father,” said O’Toole. “When you mentioned the one about not committing adultery, I remembered where I left me own hat.”

Nice!

 

[GHT]

With apologies to 2jakes:

At home, Polo looks at my hat
When he approves it gets him a pat
But there's been an about face
And Polo's in disgrace
For the cat, has shat, in my hat

 

[Rogera]

...there aren't enough smilies anymore!

 

[RJR]

...there aren't enough smilies anymore!

+1

 

[hatsRme]

Let’s kick up this thread.
From yesterday’s paper, a vote for good hats!

 

[hatsRme]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

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https://www.wesh.com/article/leprosy-florida/44693829

“Direct contact with the person who has active lesions and potentially wearing their clothing,”

Is quarantining hats in the freezer still effective?

 

[hatsRme]

https://www.wesh.com/article/leprosy-florida/44693829

“Direct contact with the person who has active lesions and potentially wearing their clothing,”

Is quarantining hats in the freezer still effective?

AMAzING timing on this.

 

[hatsRme]

Another important bump!

 

[GHT]

This might need explaining outside the UK. The best that I can think of is:
The man who thinks he's the UK Donald Trump. Just Google the name.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[hatsRme]

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This might need explaining outside the UK. The best that I can think of is:
The man who thinks he's the UK Donald Trump. Just Google the name.

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This might need explaining outside the UK. The best that I can think of is:
The man who thinks he's the UK Donald Trump. Just Google the name.

So, I Googoo’d Nigel to find this. I see why he’s fancied as such. But we’re not to post political content!

 

[Hurricane Jack]