Is the glass half empty or half full?

[jamespowers]

A fella can get half gassed on that.

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Or half poluted and/or potted.

 

[Caledonia]

Depends on how well I'm focussing at the time of inspecting said glass. Right now it looks like it's working it's way to needing a top up. :cheers1:

 

[Chanfan]

 

[Paisley]

I always have a bunch of glasses and cups around that are nearly empty. Because they're not empty, I don't have to wash them. But because they're nearly empty, I can justify getting a new drink.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Next question. If you sleep on your back, do you put your chin over or under the blanket?

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[pretty faythe]

The glass was half full until I knocked it over. Usually the blanket gets kicked off the bed.

 

[CharlieH.]

Next question. If you sleep on your back, do you put your chin over or under the blanket?

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Blanket's all over my face.... the bogey man, you know...

 

[Elaina]

I can't sleep on my back for fear of suffocation from the flotation devices I lug around on my chest.

 

[jamespowers]

I always have a bunch of glasses and cups around that are nearly empty. Because they're not empty, I don't have to wash them. But because they're nearly empty, I can justify getting a new drink.

I can fix that. Make mine a double and there is no fear of the glass being half full.

 

[Viola]

The glass is half empty. And I don't want any ice, either.

I sleep on my side with my head entirely under the blanket. Best if there's enough blankets no one's sure if there's anyone in the bed, or it just needs unrumpling.

-Viola

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

I sleep best with a nightcap. :beer:

 

[jamespowers]

I sleep best with a nightcap. :beer:

Now you are killing two birds with one stone. :eusa_clap

 

[K.D. Lightner]

The glass is either half full or half empty, but it's an extra-dry martini. It's my third, so I just drop some olives in it and then it's full.

I sleep on my side, prefer right side, covers usually over my head and I sleep with a stocking cap on this time of year. There is no heat in my bedroom, so use plenty of covers. I like it that way, makes me think of winter camping.

karol

 

[LizzieMaine]

Blankets right up to the nose. My cat likes to drape herself over my face while I sleep but I don't like to wake up with a mouth full of fur.

No nightcap, such as that worn by Scrooge, but I do wear a hair net and a thing that looks like a purple tea cozy. Otherwise I wake up with lots of loose hairpins in the bed...

 

[Viola]

I actually wear one of those pointy wool ski-hats on especially frosty nights, the kind with the puffball on top.

My younger sister helpfully pointed out that this makes me look exactly like a lawn gnome, but as long as I don't freeze I don't care.lol

-Viola

 

[Harry Pierpont]

OH! the glass is half empty, I'll be right back ............................................
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................There that's better!

 

[MrBern]

I poured the half glass into a cup
The cup runneth over

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

I actually wear one of those pointy wool ski-hats on especially frosty nights, the kind with the puffball on top.

My younger sister helpfully pointed out that this makes me look exactly like a lawn gnome, but as long as I don't freeze I don't care.lol

-Viola

No!?
Really? We demand a pic as proof!

 

[Hawkcigar]

The glass is full but the bottle is now half empty!

 

[carebear]

I sleep hot, so the window is usually open just so I can justify the top sheet (not tonight though, it's around zero with gusts to 30, I save that weather for camping).

The top sheet which covers my "on my back, arms at my side, unmoving position of attention, sleep posture" (gee, thanks boot camp ).

Anyway, given what keep nearby when I sleep, if the bogeyman comes for me he best pack a lunch and bring a friend.