I need some good pseudonyms

[CharlieH.]

How about...

Quincy Adams Wagstaff
Rufus T. Firefly
Otis B. Driftwood
Hugo Z. Hackenbush
J. Cheever Loophole
S. Quentin Quale
Wolf J. Flywheel
Ronald Kornblow
Lionel Q. Deveraux
Sam Grunion

That oughta work juuust fine.

 

[Pilgrim]

You can always use the name that directors put on movies when they are re-cut by someone else and turned into crap that the director doesn't want his name associated with:

Alan Smithee

Or go for the Groucho Marx classics:

Thor J. Flywheel
Rufus T. Firefly

Or you may borrow one that I have used as an all-purpose nonsense name for more than 40 years:

Throckmorton P. Quackenfarkler

And a lot of good these suggestions will do you...

How about an all-American name for a guy with broad shoulders, clean teech and rippling muscles:

Lance Sterling

 

[Shimmy Sally]

I know lady named Sandy Castle. The first time we saw here name on our caller ID it sorta threw us off.

 

[jamespowers]

I.M Hipp
I.P. Freely


Regards,

J

 

[Benny Holiday]

After a couple of weird e-mails from some fans of the band, I began to use the name Curtis Deschesaie when responding to mail, to keep some distance between the band and some of the crazies that are out there.

My surname is Pudsey (the name of a town in West Yorkshire, England), the original Anglo-Saxon version of the name prior to the Norman Conquest was Podeschesiae. Marrying part of the name with Curtis, after Tony Curtis, enabled me to invent a 'manager' who could deal with difficult or strange people.

Maybe your mother's maiden name might come in handy to turn into a pseudonym?

Or just do what I did and toy with your real name and see what comes up!

 

[Absinthe_1900]

Some of W.C. Fields favorites:

Charles Bogle

Mahatma Kane Jeeves

Otis Criblecoblis

Larson E. Whipsnade

Elmer Prettywillie

Gabby Gilfoil

J. Effingham Bellweather

Augustus Q. Winterbottom

C. Ellsworth Stubbins

Ambrose Wolfinger

Egbert Sous?©

 

[John in Covina]

William Claude

Let's not forget
A. Pismo Clam

Franklin Pangborn in the Bank Dick was J. Pinkerton Snoopington.

 

[Godfrey Park]

How about Sheridan Whiteside?

 

[Mike in Seattle]

I went to school with a Candy Cane, one of Paul's classmates was name Chrystal Chanda Lear.

But for travel-related pseudonyms, just off the top of my head, and in a zany mood...

Marc Michelin
Sam Phodor
Fred Samson-Knight
Brent Baedeker
Rick "Roadmaster" Studebaker

 

[The Wolf]

Marc Chevalier,
Matt Deckard,
MK,
James Powers,
Wild Root,
Benny Holiday,
Sincerely,
The Wolf

 

[Girl Friday]

I.M Hipp
I.P. Freely


Regards,

J

Dang! you stole mine!

 

[Benny Holiday]

Marc Chevalier,
Matt Deckard,
MK,
James Powers,
Wild Root,
Benny Holiday,
Sincerely,
The Wolf

Ha ha! Wolf, I am honoured that I made a list with such distinguished gentlemen!

 

[jamespowers]

Marc Chevalier,
Matt Deckard,
MK,
James Powers,
Wild Root,
Benny Holiday,
Sincerely,
The Wolf

Looks like most of those are taken. I write under my name as it is.

Regards,

J

 

[Lady Day]

I have 1921 class photo from some snobby New England private boys school that has the student's name. You'll love some of these:

Willis Paine Beal
Dexter Cummings
Allston Jenkins
Hamilton de Forest Lockwood
Julius Wadsworth
John Ripley Bigelow
Whitney Cromwell
Prescott Butler Huntington
Winslow Lewis
Buckner Wallinford, Jr.
Stuyvesant Morris Pell
Guilford Stewart
Harlow Niles Higinbotham
Melville Ezra Ingalls
Henry Dennison Babcock
Channing Frothingham, Jr.

They don't make them like that anymore!

lol
:eusa_clap
Its like dripping snob! lol

LD

 

[jamespowers]

Channing Frothingham, Jr.
That's it! I have use for this name somewhere or some time.

Regards,

J

 

[Lady Day]

Channing Frothingham, Jr.
That's it! I have use for this name somewhere or some time.

Regards,

J

Oh, change it to 'The Third'.
Much more snobby.

LD

 

[jamespowers]

Oh, change it to 'The Third'.
Much more snobby.

LD

Yes, like Thurston Howell III

 

[Godfrey Park]

How about...

Ellsworth Hoagland?

 

[koopkooper]

How about Al Kydher (for middle eastern holidays)

Teresa Green

Fred Baere

Anna Philaxis

Col Inder

Ray Deo

Terry Iisst

 

[Brooksie]

How about:
Thomas Moore
Or
Harold Potter

Or you could try just a first initial and a last name that is always kind of cool:
S. Chadwick
J. McDonnel
and you could throw in a middle initial if you want and add a junior on the end
R. S. Dunthorpe Jr.

Brooksie