How didja become a Bartender?

[LizzieMaine]

Me, I was drafted. As soon as I saw that PM that began "Greeting!" I knew my number'd come up. And because I behaved myself in Bartender Boot Camp, I still have all my toes.

 

[Feraud]

I would gladly answer the question but then I would have to kill you all.





f.y.i., that is a joke!

 

[Miss Neecerie]

I would gladly answer the question but then I would have to kill you all.





f.y.i., that is a joke!

Wait....did you have permission to talk yet ?

I had to wait ages before they would let me say things in public...

Its all this relaxing of rules.....leads to doom and ruin...I tell you!

 

[Feraud]

Wait....did you have permission to talk yet ?

I had to wait ages before they would let me say things in public...

Its all this relaxing of rules.....leads to doom and ruin...I tell you!

O.k. sorry. I retract the joke part.

 

[Lincsong]

Yes, but what I'd love to know is: what secrets?????

Secrets so shocking it would make your hair stand on end.

 

[Miss Neecerie]

Secrets so shocking it would make your hair stand on end.

People still have hair???


Oh wait....its only the bartenders that have pulled theirs out by now. lol

 

[Diamondback]

Yes, but what I'd love to know is: what secrets?????

:arated: on that one, Ms. Hadley!

Me, I was drafted. As soon as I saw that PM that began "Greeting!" I knew my number'd come up. And because I behaved myself in Bartender Boot Camp, I still have all my toes.

So, how'd you end up drafted, so we know what to avoid?

I would gladly answer the question but then I would have to kill you all.

You could try, anyway... lol

 

[Absinthe_1900]

Secrets so shocking it would make your hair stand on end.

Like the evening gown competition?

 

[scotrace]

Like the evening gown competition?

That wasn't covered in the Manual...

 

[Miss Neecerie]

I really think....

Accepting drinks from those pesky Bartenders.......is what started all my troubles....

Must have had some editing roofie in them or something.....

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

Accepting drinks from those pesky Bartenders.......is what started all my troubles....

Must have had some editing roofie in them or something.....

Coulda been the absinthe,...:beer:

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Gimme a double...packa smoked almonds...bottle of hot sauce.
Huh....where'd all the bartenders go.....

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Well...OK then...I'll talk politics....................

 

[Samsa]

Some of us are still curious as to how exactly one becomes a bartender...

 

[Jay]

Indeed...

 

[Feraud]

I had to mix an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater.

 

[Samsa]

Nevermind.

 

[Miss Neecerie]

I had to mix an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater.

I do believe my test was mastering "The White Lady"

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Jeeze...all these years...and I've never been able to master a lady...consistantly...no matter what color she was. Guess I'll never make bartender status.....
HD

 

[woodyinnyc]

I do believe my test was mastering "The White Lady"

AH HA! So that's the secret! Lest we forget, you posted a link on how to make the infamous "White Lady". Guess that means anyone who finds the link can be a bartender. WOO HOO Sign me up!