How didja become a Bartender?

[Marc Chevalier]

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Some questions for Fedora Lounge Bartenders:


How did it happen? Did you volunteer, or was it offered to you?

When did you become a Bartender?

Why did you accept the position?

If you could do it all over again, would you?

What is the hardest part of your job?


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[Marc Chevalier]

Is the bar open?

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[Marc Chevalier]

Are the Bartenders on strike?

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[PrettySquareGal]

I think you have to write an essay.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

On what?

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[Samsa]

On what?

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The relationship between quantum mechanics and Thomistic metaphysics.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Did that this morning in the shower. Now what?

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[PrettySquareGal]

On what?

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I think the essay topic is multiple choice.

 

[Kimberly]

1. Troll Identification 101
2. Recognizing SPAM in the Internet Environment
3. Heated Debate/When does it go too far
4. Is is sexual harassment or just flirting. How to separate the two
5. The twelve step message board learning process for newbies
6. Duplicate Thread Management with a limited time schedule
7. Psychology of eccentric personalities


I could go on and on but don't want to be a board hog.

 

[Diamondback]

7. Psychology of eccentric personalities

Yeah, I'll bet I'm the stuff of Bartender nightmares here on that one alone! lol

 

[Marc Chevalier]

What was this all about? Oh yes, I remember.


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Some questions for Fedora Lounge Bartenders:


How did it happen? Did you volunteer, or was it offered to you?

When did you become a Bartender?

Why did you accept the position?

If you could do it all over again, would you?

What is the hardest part of your job?


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[Harp]

The relationship between quantum mechanics and Thomistic metaphysics.

It is all straw.

 

[Zemke Fan]

Yeah...

As in DRAWING straws... he/she who gets the shortest...

 

[Miss Neecerie]

"well, first of all, we were sworn to secrecy. But just before the man in the black hood chained me to my computer and said 'watch this place', he did mumble something about punishment for sins. But then he left...and here I sit...a rower in a boat full of other chained rowers

Oh wait, now I have gone and said too much....The man in the black hood will be back for me now..'

 

[Zemke Fan]

Look at her avatar...

She used to have FIVE toes on each foot!!

 

[Rosie]

I saw the number of posts and thought I was in for some good "how I became a bartender" stories.

Geesh, you guys are such teases.

 

[scotrace]

You have to read this hallowed tome and follow its wisdom word for word...

 

[Lincsong]

I think if you put endless posts within a certain time frame it's like: "oh what the hell"lol

 

[koopkooper]

Well obviously this bartender thing is a secret society with sworn secrets,special handshakes and funny hats.

 

[HadleyH]

Well obviously this bartender thing is a secret society with sworn secrets,special handshakes and funny hats.

Yes, but what I'd love to know is: what secrets?????