Mr. 'H'
Call Me a Cab
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- 2,110
- Location
- Dublin, Ireland, Ireland
I just left the Waldorf 1940s Mens' Hair Saloon this afternoon after getting a late forties pomp. The barber looks after all the Rockabillies in this town and she is really good.
As I was strolling back to my car I popped into Brown Thomas which is the most upmarket retailer in this country. I look around sometimes but there is really nothing that I can ever buy that suits me. I mean it's all crap, "fluff", distressed this and designer-ey that.
Well this one takes the biscuit!
Just inside the door to the left is the Polo section and my eye was led to this A2. I tried this one to get some pics to give you jacket-knowledgeable people a good chuckle.
Let me present my case, y'onor....*
*before I do let me say that the FL has enabled me more the ever to examine garments for their worth
Exhibit A:
Complete with bu*ls*it patch and nametag reading "bleeker"
Exhibit B:
Higher armhole than an ordinary leather jacket but a stretchy elasticky plasticky feel to the sleeve.
Exhibit C:
Fake artwork, viz:
Exhibit D:
What??
BTW, here's google on that figure:
Ehh... yeah... you read right, that's fifteen hundred dollars, for this cr*p.
Exhibit addendum (i):
"Made in China"
Oookaaayyyy....
Exhibit addendum (ii):
"Cowhide"
Ehhhhh....
Exhibit addendum (iii):
"Sales asst. whose first language is not English and who is telling me that it is already vintage because of the worn in look"
Mmmm, yeah-hahaw..
Please..., go figure.
I give up!
:rage:
As I was strolling back to my car I popped into Brown Thomas which is the most upmarket retailer in this country. I look around sometimes but there is really nothing that I can ever buy that suits me. I mean it's all crap, "fluff", distressed this and designer-ey that.
Well this one takes the biscuit!
Just inside the door to the left is the Polo section and my eye was led to this A2. I tried this one to get some pics to give you jacket-knowledgeable people a good chuckle.
Let me present my case, y'onor....*
*before I do let me say that the FL has enabled me more the ever to examine garments for their worth
Exhibit A:
Complete with bu*ls*it patch and nametag reading "bleeker"
Exhibit B:
Higher armhole than an ordinary leather jacket but a stretchy elasticky plasticky feel to the sleeve.
Exhibit C:
Fake artwork, viz:
Exhibit D:
What??
BTW, here's google on that figure:
1 095 Euros = 1 477.812 U.S. dollars
Ehh... yeah... you read right, that's fifteen hundred dollars, for this cr*p.
Exhibit addendum (i):
"Made in China"
Oookaaayyyy....
Exhibit addendum (ii):
"Cowhide"
Ehhhhh....
Exhibit addendum (iii):
"Sales asst. whose first language is not English and who is telling me that it is already vintage because of the worn in look"
Mmmm, yeah-hahaw..
Please..., go figure.
I give up!
:rage: