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I'll have to tell 'em I'm 21. Think the bar'll buy it?
^ Go get em cowboy
^ Go get em cowboy
I'll have to tell 'em I'm 21. Think the bar'll buy it?
Well, I don't know. I had a fake ID back when you could get away with it, but if they don't know you and don't card at the door you could.
I'm thinking about it. A little Old Spice, get out of these beater cowboy boots and put on my dress ones. Give 'em the whole 9 yards.
I'll try my best. I know I can get into the bar next door, but I know everyone over there.
I thought you were 23 there Hoss?
Are you shaving?
I think he's off to scope out the babes
I'll be 23 in 3 years lol
No, I haven't left my folks' house yet. Watching a doo-wop program on PBS.
Amd get a hottie. Put some of the charm I taught you.
Women don't bite. Pick the best looking one in the room and make her notice you.
In these parts, everyone notices the guy in the fedora lol
There you got. A conversation starter. Don't forget to trim the sideburns.