Funny, odd, or the most absurd ads you have ever seen....

[jamespowers]

lollollol

I wonder how he gets that hat on his head.

It involves something about the chick in the knee high boots. :eyebrows:

 

[Connery]

It involves something about the chick in the knee high boots. :eyebrows:

lol

I am not getting on that plane.

 

[jamespowers]

lol

I am not getting on that plane.

Kentucky Fried Airlines.

 

[Roving_Bohemian]

So you don't embarrass yourself by ripping your pants when bad guys jump you and you have to unexpectedly kick some @**

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Sorry couldn't resist

I couldn't resist!

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Let me take a moment to say I do not agree with every ad; they've been posted for the viewing of others and does not mean I share their "values"...

 

[jamespowers]

I couldn't resist!


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Let me take a moment to say I do not agree with every ad; they've been posted for the viewing of others and does not mean I share their "values"...

Jar O' Tapeworms. Hmmmmmmmmm...

 

[Gregg Axley]

lollollol

I wonder how he gets that hat on his head.

Probably sits to the side, which denotes he's got an attitude. That makes me even less willing to trust him.
Plus the fact that if the stewardess comes down the aisle with a huge egg, I know the flight isn't going well not matter what the captain says!

 

[W-D Forties]

lol

You really have no idea how fresked out some people get about large men in fur (or feathery) suits. This reminds me of when I used to work at the Tower of London with Bungle from 'Rainbow', (really a lovely bloke called Malcolm). 'Rainbow' was a very popular show for pre schoolers during the 70's & 80's BTW.
One day, after much nagging, he wore his Bungle suit to work. Now, Bungle is a very large round orangy-yellow bear-thing. He stood in the gift shop just opposite our equally large stuffed yeoman warder bear, (very popular with foreign tourists), very still for a short while and waited for someone to pose with him. When some unsuspecting Japanese tourist did, he said 'Hello, I'm Bungle!' loudly in his Bungle voice (Brits will know what I'm on about here) and shook their hand. Needless to say, they took off like a bat out of hell. As did several members of staff he 'Hello-ed'.

I'd still trust him to fly a plane more than that chicken though!

 

[Mr. Hallack]

I am a little scared in what vacuum therapy might involve.

 

[scottyrocks]

It no doubt has something to do with sucking. Sounds like a no-brainer to me.

 

[Warbaby]

Jar O' Tapeworms. Hmmmmmmmmm...

With the right marketing, Sanitized Tapeworms could be the Next Big Thing in dieting. All that's needed is a bit of re-naming and re-branding...

 

[Roving_Bohemian]

out of respect for those with more "delicate" taste, the next one is only a link... I know, it's "kosher", but the mods have enough work trying to sift through everything without having to worry about whether or not this one is "ok"...

http://www.dont-panic.co.uk/img/misc/27-vintage-ads-that-would-be-banned-today/27-vintage-ads-that-would-be-banned-today23.jpg

 

[Stearmen]

Fun With Grenades

When I was a kid, my neighbor had a grenade, demob of course. We kids had to pull the pin, first with our teeth, that doesn't work, then with our hands. We spent the rest of the afternoon trying to get the pin back in before his dad got back from the base, not like the movies at all!

 

[Mr. Hallack]

It's a more recent ad/page. Here you go: http://www.baconlube.com/

 

[Gregg Axley]

:eeek:
Mr. Hallack!!!!!!!!!
But somewhere, there is an ad exec that got paid for that idea.

 

[Mr. Hallack]

Back to something more wholesome

 

[Dr Kilroy]

Actually, I think that some of the newer music (so-called, classical) incorporates a musical saw. A hammer is used in one of the Mahler's symphonies.

Best regards, Dr

 

[Talbot]

Maybe I could play along with my Florence Foster Jenkins recordings...

Oh Boy!

 

[TidiousTed]

 

[jamespowers]

Holy Crimony! I checked the website and it is true!:eeek: Now if they could make it soundproof.....

 

[scottyrocks]

Holy Crimony! I checked the website and it is true!:eeek: Now if they could make it soundproof.....

They tried, but the asbestos content led to a whole 'nother set of problems.