vintageTink
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My first son they stuck me over 7 times. My second son was just once, but holy schnikey that hurt.I nearly fainted just watching that.
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Gregg Axley
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So they can't bring a wine cart around during this time?
I'm a fan of Absolutely Fabulous, and there was an episode where Eddi was having surgery.
Patsy said "oh I'll have what she's having" but Patsy wasn't going to have surgery.
1961MJS
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Hey Tom
Tell the parents Happy Anniversary. Mine made 50 plus years in spite of Dad marrying for the first time at 38. I made 27 before getting the Big D, should have done it years ago. Mom's parents made 65 years I think. I"m not exactly sure when Dad's Mom and Step dad were married though.
The ex got the spinal block about 30 seconds before number 1 son flew out, it took effect about the time the nurse tried to get her to walk to the restroom. From the screams, this didn't seem to work well. One thing I made sure happened, they wiped the kids off before they handed them over, they come out covered in transmission fluid. I wonder how they do that?
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Tell the parents Happy Anniversary. Mine made 50 plus years in spite of Dad marrying for the first time at 38. I made 27 before getting the Big D, should have done it years ago. Mom's parents made 65 years I think. I"m not exactly sure when Dad's Mom and Step dad were married though.
The ex got the spinal block about 30 seconds before number 1 son flew out, it took effect about the time the nurse tried to get her to walk to the restroom. From the screams, this didn't seem to work well. One thing I made sure happened, they wiped the kids off before they handed them over, they come out covered in transmission fluid. I wonder how they do that?
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vintageTink
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So they can't bring a wine cart around during this time?
I'm a fan of Absolutely Fabulous, and there was an episode where Eddi was having surgery.
Patsy said "oh I'll have what she's having" but Patsy wasn't going to have surgery.
Heh.
Feraud
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Congratulations to your parents! What an accomplishment. :eusa_clap
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Mom and Dad appreciate it, folks! They had a nice anniversary.
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7 times?! I thought 3 or four was bad with my wife the first time! :faint:
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Formeruser012523
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That depends on how they have them. C section, no problem.
Yeah, not planning on having that experience for the first time!! YEESH!! :eeek:
Justin B
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Dig the new avatar Mae.
Formeruser012523
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Yeah, thanks. It looks nothing like me.
Gregg Axley
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Is it me, or does that look like the girl from the Batman cartoon series? The one in the 90's, not the weird ones now.
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Gregg Axley
I'll Lock Up
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The Joker...Mr. Fashion Challenged himself.
vintageTink
One Too Many
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My husband said he hurt just watching. He was ready to punch the doctor.
Gregg Axley
I'll Lock Up
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Wait, the man doesn't get anything during this time?
Well no wonder I never became a father.
Well no wonder I never became a father.
1961MJS
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Wait, the man doesn't get anything during this time?
Well no wonder I never became a father.
Hi
On the first one, I was asked if I wanted to "view the placenta?" I didn't want to, but since I'd paid so much for it I went over and took a look. Looked like Liver to me, so I DID get to do something, just not something FUN.
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Geez, you are lucky. I got to see everything of the C section. I even got to smell the flesh burning with the laser. The whole nine yards and cutting the umbilical cord, placenta etc., etc.
I think our forefathers had the right idea with being in the bar across the street when I think more about it.
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Wait, the man doesn't get anything during this time?
Well no wonder I never became a father.
You do plenty. You go to all the useless child birthing classes with hippies and such. Then your wife has to have a C section anyway and the second time around you go C section without even thinking about it. You schedule the day and pick a birthday.
Tada!
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Well after seven times I would think so! I was on it after the second time and they went to get another guy before I turned into The Ghost Rider with flames shooting from me.
