Easy German lessons ;-)

[CatsCan]

Astonishing what a difference a one hour drive can make sometimes in local Platt.

So true!
By the way, fordi du kommer fra Slesvig, taler du Dansk?

 

[Turnip]

Meus Latinus melior est quam meus Danicus though my mother’s tribes have all been Sörensens and whatever‘sens…

 

[Trenchfriend]

Nope!

R.E.A.L.S.C.H.U.L.A.B.S.C.H.L.U.S.S, here!

 

[Trenchfriend]

L.A.N.G.S.C.H.L.I.T.Z.T.O.A.S.T.E.R = extra large toaster

 

[Trenchfriend]

Deutsch can sound really nice, if someone wants to!

 

[Trenchfriend]

I wish, I could send you the smell of my E.i.s.b.e.i.n from the kitchen oven, right now!

S.c.h.w.e.i.n.s.h.a.x.e

Ham Hock

 

[Trenchfriend]

I know, porn is forbidden here, but:

 

[Trenchfriend]

A shower mat?

Nah, this is a D.u.s.c.h.v.o.r.l.e.g.e.r.

 

[Turnip]

Schwanenhals-Feinregulierung

Kniegelenkverschluss

 

[Trenchfriend]

Storebrand L.e.b.e.r.k.ä.s.e is def. not bad, but for whatever reason I got unusual A.u.f.s.t.o.ß.e.n (ructus).

Must have to do something with the G.e.w.ü.r.z.e.x.t.r.a.k.t.e (spice extracts).

 

[Trenchfriend]

KÜCHE = KITCHEN

PRISON = KITTCHEN

 

[Tiki Tom]

Due to some supply chain contamination problems, the German government has warned citizens against eating sausage and cheese.

This is known as the Wurst Kase scenario.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Due to some supply chain contamination problems, the German government has warned citizens against eating sausage and cheese.

This is known as the Wurst Kase scenario.

This is a good one!

 

[Trenchfriend]

Onboard heavy cruiser Prinz Eugen, radio message to Sea War Command:

"This is an emergency! We and the Leipzig are shipwrecked (S.c.h.i.f.f.b.r.u.c.h) !"

"BOOOTH units??"

"Yeah."

"How did that happen?"

"Let's discuss this later, we need help now, send the S.C.H.L.E.P.P.E.R, please!!"