Easy German lessons ;-)

[CatsCan]

Astonishing what a difference a one hour drive can make sometimes in local Platt.

So true!
By the way, fordi du kommer fra Slesvig, taler du Dansk?

 

[Turnip]

Meus Latinus melior est quam meus Danicus though my mother’s tribes have all been Sörensens and whatever‘sens…

 

[Trenchfriend]

Nope!

R.E.A.L.S.C.H.U.L.A.B.S.C.H.L.U.S.S, here!

 

[Trenchfriend]

L.A.N.G.S.C.H.L.I.T.Z.T.O.A.S.T.E.R = extra large toaster

 

[Trenchfriend]

Deutsch can sound really nice, if someone wants to!

 

[Trenchfriend]

I wish, I could send you the smell of my E.i.s.b.e.i.n from the kitchen oven, right now!

S.c.h.w.e.i.n.s.h.a.x.e

Ham Hock

 

[Trenchfriend]

I know, porn is forbidden here, but:

 

[Trenchfriend]

A shower mat?

Nah, this is a D.u.s.c.h.v.o.r.l.e.g.e.r.

 

[Turnip]

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