Do you have a crush?

[BegintheBeguine]

Best.
Line.
Today.
lol

Caption: FL Cougar picked up by D.O.M.

I love it, Story! Seriously, I would be thrilled if a man my age or older asked me out. Only men much younger than I ask me out. Yeah, it's thrilling anyway.
old yazoo, that's a cute story, made me smile.
Ashley

 

[LolitaHaze]

Best.
Line.
Today.
lol

Caption: FL Cougar picked up by D.O.M.

That made me snort.

 

[Diamondback]

That made me snort.

Why? Cute kitty, cute photo, cute caption, cute you...

 

[pgoat]

When I was a small girl, I had a crush on this guy:

Yeesh! but I think it was because he reminded me of Santa Claus...

uh-oh, you might (not?) wanna look at this, then:

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/

 

[LolitaHaze]

uh-oh, you might (not?) wanna look at this, then:

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/

I know this was not intended for me... but not only am I snorting now, but I am drooling too from laughter.

 

[pgoat]

I know, ain't it great? Somebody on another FL thread turned me on to it.

 

[LolitaHaze]

I know, ain't it great? Somebody on another FL thread turned me on to it.

Not a huge K Rogers fan (not - not a fan either), but this could entertain me for hours.

 

[pgoat]

My favorite is the unique nickname for each KR clone

 

[LolitaHaze]

My favorite is the unique nickname for each KR clone

Hahaha I was thinking the same thing too! Hot Tub Kenny.

 

[Diamondback]

My favorite is the unique nickname for each KR clone

It's an "Attack of the (Kenny Rogers) Clones"! Run for your lives!


lol

 

[LolitaHaze]

Why? Cute kitty, cute photo, cute caption, cute you...

Me? No way.

 

[$ally]

Me? No way.

Oh puh-leez! You'd better know how cute you are!

 

[Diamondback]

Me? No way.

Remember that "in the eye of the beholder" thing, Miss Lolita? (Course, it could make my career awkward, but I'm optimistic I could figure out a workaround...)

 

[LolitaHaze]

Oh puh-leez! You'd better know how cute you are!

Not lately. I feel like Santa Claus gave me a big box of ugly this year. Blech. Next year, I'll just take the coal.

 

[Diamondback]

Not lately. I feel like Santa Clause gave me a big box of ugly this year. Blech. Next year, I'll just take the coal.

Well, this ol' rattler hasn't seen anything about you to make me not want to plant a kiss on your cheek and an arm around your shoulders if permitted the opportunity...

 

[LolitaHaze]

Remember that "in the eye of the beholder" thing, Miss Lolita? (Course, it could make my career awkward, but I'm optimistic I could figure out a workaround...)

I'll have to take your word on it.

 

[$ally]

Not lately. I feel like Santa Claus gave me a big box of ugly this year. Blech. Next year, I'll just take the coal.

A lump of coal becomes a diamond, if you have the time.
If you are ugly, then I'm in really sad shape, my dear You are gorgeous and a sweetheart, and you'd better know it!

 

[old yazoo]

uh-oh, you might (not?) wanna look at this, then:

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/

hee hee! That's such a bad look, what was wrong with me??

 

[desi_de_lu_lu]

A lump of coal becomes a diamond, if you have the time.
If you are ugly, then I'm in really sad shape, my dear You are gorgeous and a sweetheart, and you'd better know it!

What the heck is Lo talking about now? shakeshead shakeshead shakeshead

Lolita and ugly do not belong in the same sentence! Or for that matter neither does Sally!

 

[Diamondback]

Lolita and ugly do not belong in the same sentence! Or for that matter neither does Sally!

And anybody who says otherwise needs their head examined... geez, I'm literally a third clinically brain-dead and even I get it... what is wrong with people?lol