Outbid? Don't Get Mad!
...I want you to know...that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see a vintage hat... that I love... of such a beautiful design... so degraded... sprawled out and sniped by a big unappreciative eBay ape... a hat so special to me that I call it "God's little gift of beaver felt"... and then I think of the number of years that it's going to have to sit rotting in a stinkin' hatbox in an attic probably in Keokuk... the savagery of this idiotic moment as the auction ends... I just go BERSERK!
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Go ahead and hate a neighbor, go ahead and snipe a friend
Do it in the name of millinery, you can justify it in the end
There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
On the bloody morning after, one eBay sniper rides away...
Ten-Q. Ten-Q very much.
...I want you to know...that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see a vintage hat... that I love... of such a beautiful design... so degraded... sprawled out and sniped by a big unappreciative eBay ape... a hat so special to me that I call it "God's little gift of beaver felt"... and then I think of the number of years that it's going to have to sit rotting in a stinkin' hatbox in an attic probably in Keokuk... the savagery of this idiotic moment as the auction ends... I just go BERSERK!
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Go ahead and hate a neighbor, go ahead and snipe a friend
Do it in the name of millinery, you can justify it in the end
There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
On the bloody morning after, one eBay sniper rides away...
Ten-Q. Ten-Q very much.
