Clean Jokes

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

For me, it's a joke.

I bought a new mp3/music-player (32 GB), today. Already working fine for me, BUT the size is so compact, it's only for kids, teens and very small-handed adults (like me).

A man with "usual" hands simply couldn't operate it, I tell you! With a Q-tip or an organizer-pen maybe...

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Why the girls love Dirty Dancing OST so much??

Huuungry! EIS !!!!

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

@Doctor Damage

 

[Trenchfriend]

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Sorry, I don't get it.

 

[Doctor Damage]

Sorry, I don't get it.

From what I can tell it's part of a menu listing meals. The one item is a Phillip cheese steak sandwich, but that's a spelling mistake, since it should be Philly (after the city Philadelphia). Which I had a couple nights ago, really an excellent sandwich when done well!

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

Chinese takeout – $19

Delivery charge – $2

Realizing they forgot one of your containers...

Riceless.

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[GHT]

 

[Trenchfriend]

What's yellow and goes from house to house all around town??

The Postitute...

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

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