Clean Jokes

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

Just got an email from Rural King. A big sale on windshield washer fluid, 2 gallons for only $4.00. Regular price is $1.79 each. I better get down there before it's all gone.

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[GHT]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[GHT]

Had a roll of bubble wrap delivered at work today so I asked the boss where he wanted it and he told me to pop it in the corner.

It took me 5 hours!

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

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It's worse than that for Ohio and Kentucky. Located within Pee Pee Township is...Pee Pee Creek. Don't drink the water!

Big Bone is actually Big Bone Lick, and it's a state park.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Pumpgun

German: V O R D E R S C H A F T R E P E T I E R F L I N T E

 

[Trenchfriend]

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Aaah, now I got it!

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[GHT]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

So I see here the Rolling Stones have a new album out, currently climbing the charts.

And the Beatles have a new single, climbing up.the charts.

Just how far back did we set the clocks a couple weeks ago?