Clean Jokes

[Frunobulax]

I tell everybody I'm a trophy husband.

Sure, a participation trophy, but...

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Turnip]

The kids in the art lessons were required to make drawings that would explain their names.

This has been Armin Fox´s contribution:

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Zombie_61]

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Speaking of Artificial Intelligence...

 

[tonyb]

My wife complains that my salads are too dry.

She tells me that needs addressing.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

A young lady was discussing with her father what profession she should pursue?

"Why don't you become a police officer?" he said.

"Oh, dad!" she exclaimed, "you know I'm not cut out for that job!"

To which Dad replied, "Why not? You can chase the same men you do now, but get paid for it."

 

[Cuvier]

Woman brings her pet duck into the veterinarian office saying he won't wake up. Vet takes a look and says, "Sorry Ma'am your duck is dead." Distraught she exclaims, "How can you tell just by looking at him!? Can't you test or do something?!" Shaking his head the vet calls in his cat. The cat jumps up on the table and carefully looks the duck over before lowering its head and solemnly heading off. He then calls in his dog who sniffs and looks the duck over. He, like the cat, lowered his head and walked off. The vet then says, "Well it's official. Your duck is dead and that'll be $100." "Your going to charge me $100 to tell me my duck is dead!?" She asked. To which the vet replied, "No I don't charge for that. The $100 is for the CAT scan and the lab results."

 

[Turnip]

Caution: Severe Weather Phenomenon Ahead

 

[Doctor Damage]

Toronto

 

[My Scooter]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Doctor Damage]

This is a bit cheeky since it's clear the 1980s and 1990s trucks have short beds when they were also available in long beds. Neverthless, this meme does show (at least in part) a genuine trend.

 

[Doctor Damage]

read the epitaph closely