Clean Jokes

[Doctor Damage]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

@Edward @LizzieMaine

Gynecologists jokes allowed, here?
We have some good classics in old Germany.

 

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[BobHufford]

 

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[Frunobulax]

Beer goggles.

 

[Trenchfriend]

"YOU make me feeel, YOU make me feeel, YOU make me feeel liiiike a naaturaal wooomaaan!"

Now, she doesn't have to shave, anymore...

 

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[Doctor Damage]

 

[LostInTyme]

On a lighter note:

 

[GHT]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is."

"And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to be ruining her
reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?" I'm sorry, but I'll not name her." "Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers what'd you get?" "Three month's vacation and five good leads."

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

This is insane...

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

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[Trenchfriend]

Classic kids joke from the early 2000s.

"Could the Falafel please finally bring my Farfalle??"

 

[LostInTyme]

 

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