Clean Jokes

[Frunobulax]

I've just had to turn down a really good job offer, driving thirty world-famous circus clowns around on a UK tour next month.

I don't have a car small enough.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

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[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

A friend talked me into seeing a psychic who he thought had amazing mind-reading powers. So I went and she had me sit down and relax, then she asked me my name. That's when I left.

 

[Doctor Damage]

see the bottom of the menu...

 

[Turnip]

Those were the happy, hedonistic days…

 

[Frunobulax]

What, nobody around here has had a drink at breakfast?

Bloody Mary? Brandy milk punch? Mimosa?

Sacramental wine at 8:30 Mass?

 

[Turnip]

As a kid I would certainly have, if I usually wouldn’t still have been way too plastered at weekend’s breakfast time those days …

 

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

You got the "Traffic Code", right?.
Would be enough for my taste.

We got the S.t.r.a.ß.e.n.v.e.r.k.e.h.r.s.o.r.d.n.u.n.g (StVO).

BUT, what even the most Germans don't know is the important administrative directive for the Straßenverkehrsordnung, the VwV-StVO, which basically regulates, what is "public traffic way" and what is not.

"Allgemeine Verwaltungsvorschrfit zur Straßenverkehrs-Ordnung"

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

They were Young and needed the money.

 

[Doctor Damage]