Clean Jokes

[Turnip]

That’s why it‘s bottled using brown glass deposit bottles.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[LostInTyme]

I'm starting a new exercise routine, everyday I'm going to do diddly squats.

 

[Trenchfriend]

I'm starting a new exercise routine, everyday I'm going to do diddly squats.

Ah, now I got it!

 

[Frunobulax]

Me : "Falling down and picking yourself up is how you get ahead in life."

Cop: "That's not how field sobriety tests work, sir."

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

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I don't get it.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

The wife called me at work, that she's in the mood for sex, today!!

 

[Trenchfriend]

You will know, old Germany is doomed, if some day, it will not more be available:

The infamous BAC!
Still strong and manly...

 

[Turnip]

It’s not always a sea cucumber…

 

[LostInTyme]

Somewhere, there is a ceiling missing some insulation.......

 

[LostInTyme]

How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue, of course.

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Daddy, how it feels to be married?"

"Imagine, deleting all games from your Playstation, leaving only ONE game."