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Clean Jokes
- Thread starter jamespowers
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Doctor Damage
I'll Lock Up
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LostInTyme
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Once I tried out for a spot in a comedic play, but there was no pun in it.
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The fresh husband says silently:
"Honey, now I will touch you at an area, where no man touched you before."
She:
"But darling, my eyes are so sensitive!"
"Honey, now I will touch you at an area, where no man touched you before."
She:
"But darling, my eyes are so sensitive!"
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"You like to go swimming, today?"
"No, I got house ban."
"Why??"
"I wore my bikini the wrong way."
"How?"
"In my hand."
"No, I got house ban."
"Why??"
"I wore my bikini the wrong way."
"How?"
"In my hand."
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Boss got sick of one of his co-workers.
"Felix, could you ever produce something, that holds water??"
"No, Sir. Not as long as your sweet daughter takes her pill."
"Felix, could you ever produce something, that holds water??"
"No, Sir. Not as long as your sweet daughter takes her pill."
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"To err is human, but to blame somebody else, shows management potential."
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Psychatrist to his assistant:
"Please send the nymphomaniac to my room. And then, you can take time off for the rest of the day."
"Please send the nymphomaniac to my room. And then, you can take time off for the rest of the day."
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Doctor Damage
I'll Lock Up
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- Ontario
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Where's the skipper? Is he again surfing on duty, ********??
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LostInTyme
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They arrested the devil to day….they got him on possession….
Doctor Damage
I'll Lock Up
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LostInTyme
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Sunlight is bad for beer.
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