Clean Jokes

[Zombie_61]

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Maybe he learned them, got older and a bit senile, then forgot them.

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Turnip]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[LostInTyme]

The older I get, the better I used to be.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

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I don't get it. What has it to do with the corncobs?

 

[GHT]

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 1boiledcabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 1BLOODYboiledcabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 1BloodyBoiledCabbageShovedDownYourThroatIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff1BloodyBoiledCabbageShovedDownYourThroatIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow​

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.​

 

[Zombie_61]

I don't get it. What has it to do with the corncobs?

I don't know about other languages, but in English corn cobs are regularly referred to as "an ear of corn". Apparently, in this context, the word "ear" comes from the ancient word "ahs" which meant "husk of corn".

 

[My Scooter]

I don't get it. What has it to do with the corncobs?

"Ears" of Corn! The joke is lost in the translation!

 

[hatsRme]

Sausage fingers?

I certainly never saw such fingers, either!!

 

[My Scooter]

I certainly never saw such fingers, either!!

I’m a doctor — this is why King Charles has ‘sausage fingers’​

https://nypost.com/2023/05/05/im-a-doctor-this-is-why-king-charles-has-sausage-fingers/

 

[Frunobulax]

I don't know about other languages, but in English corn cobs are regularly referred to as "an ear of corn". Apparently, in this context, the word "ear" comes from the ancient word "ahs" which meant "husk of corn".

Well, thanks for the edumacation! I always assumed it was because they hung off the stalk like an ear.

 

[hatsRme]

I’m a doctor — this is why King Charles has ‘sausage fingers’​

https://nypost.com/2023/05/05/im-a-doctor-this-is-why-king-charles-has-sausage-fingers/

But had you ever “sausage” fingers as that before, doc?!

 

[My Scooter]

But had you ever “sausage” fingers as that before, doc?!

I am not a doctor, however people have reported that the king has medical problems. Please read the following...

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/king-charles-sausage-fingers-mystery-29917077

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Trenchfriend]

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Haha!!

German Döner Kebab quality by geography:

99,9% Grey, too...

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Doctor Damage]

I’m a doctor — this is why King Charles has ‘sausage fingers’​

https://nypost.com/2023/05/05/im-a-doctor-this-is-why-king-charles-has-sausage-fingers/

 

[Zombie_61]

I certainly never saw such fingers, either!!

Nicely played, good Sir!