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Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer endorse cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell. She explained: "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".
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Two policemen are standing over a dead body in the street. The first officer asks the second, "What do we have here?"
Officer 2:"It appears that this fellow was pushed off the rooftop bar of this twelve story building. Poor guy."
Officer 1: "Any idea who the victim is?"
Officer 2: Well, I think it's safe to say it's not the bouncer."
Officer 2:"It appears that this fellow was pushed off the rooftop bar of this twelve story building. Poor guy."
Officer 1: "Any idea who the victim is?"
Officer 2: Well, I think it's safe to say it's not the bouncer."
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