Clean Jokes

[LostInTyme]

Nothing replaces family......

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

^^^Reminds me of this favorite:

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Zombie_61]

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Ah, economic humor.

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Herb Roflcopter]

 

[Zombie_61]

Nothing replaces family......

Some days, I'd be fine with that.

 

[Herb Roflcopter]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

What's the bird's name, delivering the baby?

The Stork.

What's the bird's name, getting rid of the baby?

The Swallow.

 

[LostInTyme]

BREAKING NEWS! Man gets hit by rental car. He told our reporter that it Hertz.

 

[Trenchfriend]

What's the difference between a dick and a bonus check?

Your wife is always willing to blow your bonus check.

 

[LostInTyme]

Over the line, I do believe.

 

[Zombie_61]

Over the line, I do believe.

I concur. It's a good joke, but inappropriately "adult" for The Lounge.

 

[GHT]

I concur. It's a good joke, but inappropriately "adult" for The Lounge.

I can never square the circle on that. Why should the verb, to suck, be portrayed as blow, when it's described in a sexual content?

 

[Zombie_61]

I can never square the circle on that. Why should the verb, to suck, be portrayed as blow, when it's described in a sexual content?

I can't say I've ever understood that myself. American English is one of the greatest languages to have ever been stolen and misapplied in almost every way.

 

[Trenchfriend]

I can never square the circle on that. Why should the verb, to suck, be portrayed as blow, when it's described in a sexual content?

blow = squander