Clean Jokes

[Nobert]

A guy at work told this one:

He was up in Canada, and at one point met a fella who asked him, "Where you from?"
"I'm from Lewiston, Maine," he replied.
"Lewiston?" the other guy responded, "Ain't nothing but drug addicts and Frenchmen come from Lewiston."
"Yeah? Where are you from?
"I'm from Toronto."
"Well, nothing but hookers and hockey players come from Toronto."
"My wife's from Toronto."
"Oh? What team does she play for?"

 

[Tiki Tom]

Just saw this. A list of the best jokes from a joke contest in Edinburgh. (That, in itself, sounds like a joke but it's not.)

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-40999000

 

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In case you haven't heard there has been a $1million bet placed on Floyd Mayweather for Sat night's fight with McGregor.

 

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[GHT]

What's your knowledge of science like?
What happens when you immerse a body into a bath of water?
The phone rings.

 

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As I have said previously:

 

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With legalization comes change.

 

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