Clean Jokes

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Love-couple with the car, in the woods.

Suddenly, she says:
"I have to tell you something. I'm a call girl and an half-hour costs 50 Dollar."

He:
"Well, that doesn't matter." He gives her the money and ..... her decent.

On the return run, he says:
"I have to tell you something, too. I'm a taxi-driver and the return run costs 200 Dollar."

 

[vitanola]

Never mistake a cosmetologist for a cosmologist, one takes up space in the classroom, while the other takes up space in the classroom.

 

[Zombie_61]

Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.




Sound it out, I'll wait.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

Sound it out, I'll wait.

They can scan-da-Navy-in...

 

[Hurricane Jack]

"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip-balm."

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[totallyfrozen]

The above tale originated in a chain letter. From www.breakthechain.org -

Tales of unappreciative foreigners getting their comeuppance at the hands of a quick-witted "patriot" are popular during times of war. The ethnicity of the rebuff's recipient varies with whomever the U.S. is currently at war, but tales of insolent Arabs have been plentiful since 9/11. Other popular missives in this genre tell of a Budweiser truck driver who pulls his company's product from a convenience store's cooler after supposedly witnessing employees celebrating the destruction of the World Trade Center and the Minister who shames a Muslim cleric into admitting that his is a violent religion.

There are two possibilities regarding the origins of the story above:

It is true, but was intended for a few recipients who knew the author well; or

All or parts of it are made up from whole cloth.

Unfortunately, as written, it gives no clues that could help us validate it. It's not dated and the author does not identify himself or herself, nor does he or she give the identity of the son (not even which branch of "the military" he serves). While we're told it happened in California, we're not told which city or even the name of the grocery store. Without these facts, we must label this one rumor. It is quite possible that the author assumed those who would receive it would know enough to properly categorize it. But, it's equally possible that it is fanciful fiction built around a long-standing tradition of urban legend.

E-mail cannot be relied upon to accurately convey information. As this one circulates, it is taking on many aspects of legend. Later versions add 'detail' absent from the one above, such as the "the whole store broke out in applause," and "the woman abandoned her purchase and ran from the store, ashamed." Also, some who have forwarded it have inadvertently added their contact information to it, setting them up for a case of False Attribution Syndrome. Break this chain.

^^^This is known as a "wet towel".
Just as throwing a wet towel on a flame extinguishes the fire, this sort is response kills all the fun in a story and sucks all the fun out of the room...the room, in this case, being a Joke thread.

Thanks.


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[Hurricane Jack]

Bug bomb

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Bob, I wanted to put this with your pic of you soaking in the the creek from last wk:

 

[BobHufford]

Bob, I wanted to put this with your pic of you soaking in the the creek from last wk:

Yup ... I was in the Jacuzzi just yesterday. Some of the larger perch can be pretty aggressive!

 

[Zombie_61]

Yup ... I was in the Jacuzzi just yesterday. Some of the larger perch can be pretty aggressive!

At least they weren't piranha.

 

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[Zombie_61]

^ Could that be considered a "straw man" argument?

 

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