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When the sign says, "No Stairway, " you should take it seriously (NSFW language)
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They don’t like it when you come in & play Stairway To Heaven, or Smoke On The Water, on their guitars. And don’t even think about doing a hammer strum!
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Calender motto - Friday 13th January 2023.
Am man has to plant a tree, make a kid and build a house.
Woman will water the tree, handle the kid and clean the house...
Am man has to plant a tree, make a kid and build a house.
Woman will water the tree, handle the kid and clean the house...
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Psychotherapy:
Crazy? ME?? Nope...
...these voices would have told me that!
Crazy? ME?? Nope...
...these voices would have told me that!
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...but the voices make sense!
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Re: the second one. I went to a pretty geeky technical university, and those people certainly exist. One time, a guy in our coed dorm walked into one of the girls' suites and asked if he could borrow their phone. They said yes, so he took it off the wall and left. The next time they saw it, it was deconstructed.
I think Steve wound up designing the McDonald's drive-thru communications system.
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Hi, Doctor Peters!
Hi, Mr. Summers! What's going on? You look somehow really bad, today, aren't you?
Yeah, I started feeling very weak, last week and it didn't went better. Don't feel very good actually. Seems, I'm getting sick.
Pull out your tongue, please.
Jeeesus, what's wrong with your tongue, in God's name?? Its freakin' black all over!
Uum, yeah, I got a bottle of fine cognac, yesterday and when I went out the store, I stumbled at the curb and the good bottle flew out of my hands.
So what??
Uum... I mean, ah... The street was freshly tarred, damn...
Hi, Mr. Summers! What's going on? You look somehow really bad, today, aren't you?
Yeah, I started feeling very weak, last week and it didn't went better. Don't feel very good actually. Seems, I'm getting sick.
Pull out your tongue, please.
Jeeesus, what's wrong with your tongue, in God's name?? Its freakin' black all over!
Uum, yeah, I got a bottle of fine cognac, yesterday and when I went out the store, I stumbled at the curb and the good bottle flew out of my hands.
So what??
Uum... I mean, ah... The street was freshly tarred, damn...
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Pickup line
"Hey Miss, you're nice and I don't like BJs, so come and let's get some coffee and snacks."
"Hey Miss, you're nice and I don't like BJs, so come and let's get some coffee and snacks."
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