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I have no doubt Prince Andrew will walk away from all of the accusations alleged toward him without any consequences! No sweat.
 
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"Hey, Mike, nice to see you! Man, you're looking so well, like having the best time of your life!

Hi, Dan! Yeah, you know, my wife died half a year ago.

Oh my! o_O

Nah, I let her incinerate. Then I mixed her ash with Marihuana and that was the first time in my life, that I had a good feeling with her!" :)
 

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…giving the old German saying: „Lieber den Spatz(i) in der Hand als die Taube auf dem Dach“ an additional level in Austrian-German connotation, on top of the only two leveled German…:D
 
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When it has to be explained, it loses it's humorous intent. Too bad. I saw it first as a DAD joke. I thought it funny enough without the pictures.
And that "Dad joke" humor was one of the reasons I've never cared for any of the Star Trek shows from the Next Generation era--swing and a miss on the "humor" and the "action", and very little of it believable even as science fiction; just a bunch of adults doing low level cosplay with few exceptions.
 
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Morning time.
A guy becomes a nice birthday present to his 40th birthday. A generous coupon to charter a combat tank for half a day!

Lunch time.
A very disliked neighbor is sitting in his kitchen. Suddenly, he hears a strange growling sound, getting louder and louder until a vibration joins in. He decides to open his kitchen window to find out, what's going on on the street. As he opens the window, he suddenly looks directly into the muzzle of a 120mm gun barrel.
And the neighbor calls him:
"If your dog will poop in my garden, once again, YOUR HOUSE WILL GET A NEW AIR-CONDITION!"
 
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