Clean Jokes

[jamespowers]

Oh you're so not going to like this one!!

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/400092_323635607740765_1793511315_n.jpg

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[nice hat dude!]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Is that ahhh cause you enjoyed it so much or is that the sound of you running out the door screaming?(haha)

 

[jamespowers]

Is that ahhh cause you enjoyed it so much or is that the sound of you running out the door screaming?(haha)

Out the door screaming. Kind of like a Charlie Brown Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! with hands up in the air.

 

[nice hat dude!]

Out the door screaming. Kind of like a Charlie Brown Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! with hands up in the air.

Kinda figured(haha)

 

[nice hat dude!]

First drink for tonight(haha),

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/28740_10151353635530560_38526596_n.jpg

 

[nice hat dude!]

Here's one for Tom(hope you enjoy)

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/196126_10151346173860560_1810207133_n.jpg

 

[jamespowers]

Here's one for Tom(hope you enjoy)

I don't see anything.

 

[jamespowers]

The New Year's Eve party was in full swing with numerous people coming and going. At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one seemed to know who he was, and was led to the bar in the family room. He sat there happily drinking and chatting for an hour or so when a strange light dawned on his face.

"You know," he suddenly said to his host, "I wasn't actually invited to your party. I just came over to tell you that one of your guests' cars is blocking my driveway. My wife's been sitting out in our car waiting for me to get it moved."

 

[nice hat dude!]

This one's not for the Ladies...but it's clean,

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/397019_10151333549735560_774119058_n.jpg

 

[Fletch]

This is the cleanest joke I know.

Q. How do you get a [CENSORED] to [CENSORED] a [CENSORED]?
A. [CENSORED] her [CENSORED] with [CENSORED].

 

[nice hat dude!]

This is the cleanest joke I know.

Q. How do you get a [CENSORED] to [CENSORED] a [CENSORED]?
A. [CENSORED] her [CENSORED] with [CENSORED].

I think I missed the punch line Fletch,mind reposting(haha)

 

[nice hat dude!]

Sorry Ladies this is one of my New Year's Resolutions,I'll learn(but it is quite comical from a Male perspective)IMOhaha
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/563989_338458489567296_357498310_n.jpg

 

[nice hat dude!]

Here's a little chuckle for you all,

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/8894_480351435351200_2115612088_n.jpg

 

[jamespowers]

Here's a little chuckle for you all,

That dog would be in a whole new world of trouble.....

 

[nice hat dude!]

That dog would be in a whole new world of trouble.....

Yea I know meanwhile I'd be rolling on the floor killing myself with laughter.(haha)
Then I'd catch more crap than the dog!!

 

[jamespowers]

Yea I know meanwhile I'd be rolling on the floor killing myself with laughter.(haha)

Well, I didn't say it wasn't funny.

 

[nice hat dude!]

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...

 

[nice hat dude!]

 

[nice hat dude!]

 

[splintercellsz]

I laughed at the one above! GREAT! Hahahah!