MisterCairo
I'll Lock Up
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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "hey, got any grapes?". Pharmacist says "no, sorry, you'll have to try the supermarket next door". "Thanks!" says the duck and off he goes.
The next day the duck walks into the same pharmacy and agains asks "hey, got any grapes?" to which the pharmacist wearily replies "no, try the supermarket next door". "Thanks!" says the duck.
The following day the duck again walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he has any grapes. The pharmacist, now really angry, says "no, and if you come in again and ask for grapes I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor. Now SCRAM!"
The next day the duck walks back into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "hey, got any hammers?" The pharmacist, confused, says "no", and the duck says "got any grapes?"
The next day the duck walks into the same pharmacy and agains asks "hey, got any grapes?" to which the pharmacist wearily replies "no, try the supermarket next door". "Thanks!" says the duck.
The following day the duck again walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he has any grapes. The pharmacist, now really angry, says "no, and if you come in again and ask for grapes I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor. Now SCRAM!"
The next day the duck walks back into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "hey, got any hammers?" The pharmacist, confused, says "no", and the duck says "got any grapes?"