Cats Make Lousy Cooks

[Senator Jack]

So my cat, Tallulah, wanted to make dinner tonight. What a disaster! She burned the roast, set fire to the curtains, and mistook nutmeg for cayenne pepper. I know, I know. Poor judgement on my part.

Regards,

Senator Jack

 

[JazzBaby]

lol lol lol

Maybe she should take nightclasses or something?

 

[Hemingway Jones]

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Lack of opposing thumbs, Jack, there's the rub, or the thumb. [huh]

 

[BegintheBeguine]

Some of my best friends are...

I didn't know your cat's named Tallulah.

My old roommate's cat, Fat Tony, used to wee on the stove. Ugh. The smell whenever I baked anything was something I don't like to remember. He also wee'd on my sewing machine and puked on my ironing board. Cats make lousy tailors.

 

[Travis]

Every time I go over to my friend's house I swear his cat must want to help us cook because she won't leave my side whenever there is food out. Glad I learned this from you before I let her use the barbeque.

 

[JazzBaby]

But cats make great pets! If I didn't have my two (Louis and Kiki) then my plan of someday being a weird old crazy cat-lady like the one from the Simpsons may never happen!

 

[Senator Jack]

I should recant this post. I'm just having her baked alaska and it is to die for.

 

[JazzBaby]

Just a thought...if I sent one of mine to McDonalds with a little bag around her neck containing my order and some money...???

 

[Travis]

Cats can't be trusted with money. They'll probably stop by the nearest cat nip dealer and come home high.

 

[Senator Jack]

Did I say you can get a fish sandwich?

 

[scotrace]

I should recant this post. I'm just having her baked alaska and it is to die for.

lol

LizzieMaine's cat, I understand, would never get roped into anything as silly as cooking.

 

[JazzBaby]

Cats can't be trusted with money. They'll probably stop by the nearest cat nip dealer and come home high.

lol lol lol

 

[LizzieMaine]

Lack of opposing thumbs, Jack, there's the rub, or the thumb. [huh]

Nonsense. My cat has a perfectly fine set of opposable thumbs. It's just that they're attatched to *my* hands.

 

[Mike in Seattle]

I didn't know your cat's named Tallulah.

My old roommate's cat, Fat Tony, used to wee on the stove. Ugh. The smell whenever I baked anything was something I don't like to remember. He also wee'd on my sewing machine and puked on my ironing board. Cats make lousy tailors.

Fat Tony sounds like quite the charmer... lol

 

[Mike in Seattle]

So my cat, Tallulah, wanted to make dinner tonight. What a disaster! She burned the roast, set fire to the curtains, and mistook nutmeg for cayenne pepper. I know, I know. Poor judgement on my part.

Regards,

Senator Jack

One hopes Tallulah is better at mixing a mean Martini...else, what's the purpose?

 

[Fleur De Guerre]

My cats turned on the hob once. Not sure what they were trying to make, probably a tuna melt, but all I ended up with was a nicely singed oven mitt and a stinky kitchen. Thank goodness I was home though, eh!

 

[katiemakeup]

Oh no... it's a cookoff!

 

[Travis]

 

[CharlieH.]

Weell, dogs ain't exactly good cooks either. One christmas we let our cocker spaniel prepare the turkey. The old coot didn't even wash his paws! After that yuletide, we never let him in the house again!

Just a thought...if I sent one of mine to McDonalds with a little bag around her neck containing my order and some money...???

It would end up in a big mac.

 

[BegintheBeguine]

Fat Tony sounds like quite the charmer... lol

lol Aw, he was just jealous. That, and I had 2 dogs and a cat.