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Beware Winter Nights!

PrettySquareGal

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I love Victorian advice. Here is some for tonight:

"I remark, first, that there is no season of the year in which vicious
allurements are so active.

"In warm weather, places of dissipation win their tamest triumphs.
People do not feel like going, in the hot nights of summer, among the
blazing gas-lights, or breathing the fetid air of assemblages. The
receipts of the grog-shops in a December night are three times what
they are in any night in July or August. I doubt not there are
larger audiences in the casinos in winter than in the summer weather.
Iniquity plies a more profitable trade. December, January, and
February are harvest-months for the devil. The play-bills of the low
entertainments then are more charming, the acting is more exquisite,
the enthusiasm of the spectators more bewitching. Many a young man who
makes out to keep right the rest of the year, capsizes now. When he
came to town in the autumn, his eye was bright, his cheek rosy, his
step elastic; but, before spring, as you pass him you will say to your
friend, "What is the matter with that young man?" The fact is that one
winter of dissipation has done the work of ruin.

This is the season for parties; and, if they are of the right kind,
our social nature is improved, and our spirits cheered up. But many
of them are not of the right kind; and our young people, night after
night, are kept in the whirl of unhealthy excitement until their
strength fails, and their spirits are broken down, and their taste for
ordinary life corrupted; and, by the time the spring weather comes,
they are in the doctor's hands, or sleeping in the cemetery. The
certificate of their death is made out, and the physician, out of
regard for the family, calls the disease by some Latin name, when the
truth is that they died of too many parties...."

From "THE ABOMINATIONS OF MODERN SOCIETY." BY REV. T. DE WITT TALMAGE, 1872.

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http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13104/13104-8.txt
 

PrettySquareGal

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Harp said:
Sounds like Southern Illinois University, et Saluki convivium pallidus.:)

How so, Harp? :)

In my college days I had my taste of ordinary life corrupted by a whirl of unhealthy excitement on many a winter night. :)
 

scotrace

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Then again, Summer

Mr. Talmage has likely written this flummery in the summertime, which, as science now knows, tends to render even the most disciplined writer a victim of The Overwrought Sentence. :)


It's all that swimming and gardening.
 

Maj.Nick Danger

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Mr. Talmadge,...

...sounds like a bit of a pessimist, even a fatalist. A real party pooper to say the least. :rolleyes:
I like winter. It's all in what one makes of it, but I suppose conditions back then would make winter seem so much more difficult for everyone, even unbearable.
If any one of us from the modern age were to suddenly find themselves in the middle of a Victorian winter, I wonder how we would react.
 

Harp

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PrettySquareGal said:
How so, Harp? :)

In my college days I had my taste of ordinary life corrupted by a whirl of unhealthy excitement on many a winter night. :)


SIU is the only place I know where a guy can party himself to death.:)
 

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