It's because you're all blog queens. This wouldn't have happened if you were real men. Made of tougher stuff. Built to persevere against the tide. Knowing your own minds. Not featherweight poseurs with your biscotti, strolling along the Rialto like so many reproductions (dare we say 'imitations' for fear of offending the crowd of so-called cognoscenti?), but men.
Or somesuch bollocks along those lines.
Or somesuch bollocks along those lines.