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Anybody care to gamble?

Nathan Flowers

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My dad does. He's a retired environmental engineer. He decided to start running his own stumpgrinding business a couple of years ago because of the boredom of retirement. He sets a small amount ($100 per month) aside for just entertainment, and sometimes spends it on low stakes poker if he's ever near a casino (not that often).

Anyway, he's been down in Florida the past month and a half because of the hurricane cleanup. Doing jobs for FEMA means good money. So yesterday when he got paid, he decided to go to this Native American casino outside of Tampa. He played $2 and $3 limit texas hold'em poker with a progressive pot (a little bit from each table's, hand's pot goes into a bigger pot. If nobody wins it in a night, the progressive pot goes to the house.

He called me last night, saying that he was on his way home. When I asked why, he told me that he'd been playing poker. He gambles every so often, but never for high stakes, so I wondered why he was coming home, since he's been doing so well grinding.

He got a royal flush with all spades on a $3 hand, winning the progressive pot of $57,000.

When I asked him what he was going to do with the money, I figured he'd say something about taking the year off, or going on a vacation to Hawaii. Instead, he said "I'm going to buy a new stumpgrinder."
:p
 

Andykev

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I know my relatives would suddenly appear

Maybe Dad will buy you another pair of those shoes, and a hat to go with it, oh and the nice suit you wanted made, tailor made. Oh, and the baby....she needs a few things, right Grampa? Of course, there are the mom's in the world to take care of..........

STOP! I am sounding like my own relatives!! IT'S HIS MONEY!! GO FOR IT DAD! GREAT JOB! TAKE IT EASY, ENJOY. SPOIL YOURSELF!!


That is good news!
 

Nathan Flowers

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Agreed. I hope he gets everything he wants.

I am glad for him, and don't want a penny. It's all his to play with :)
 

Marlowe

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Originally posted by Zohar
When I asked him what he was going to do with the money, I figured he'd say something about taking the year off, or going on a vacation to Hawaii. Instead, he said "I'm going to buy a new stumpgrinder."
Kind of sounds like the old joke about the two fishermen talking. (Or farmers, or truckers, or crop-dusters, or whatever.) The one tells the other he's won the lottery for millions of dollars. The other asks what he's going to do with all that loot. "Just keep on fishing (or farming, or trucking, or crop-dusting, or whatever) until it's all gone, I reckon," is the reply.
 

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