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Since none of us won the Mega Millions this week apparently.
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Classic german one:
Butchery
Customer: "I would like to have some of the coarse and fatty (means the liverwurst)."
Salesgirl: "Sorry, she's in trade school, actually."
Butchery
Customer: "I would like to have some of the coarse and fatty (means the liverwurst)."
Salesgirl: "Sorry, she's in trade school, actually."
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Spotted at the grocer yesterday. Not a joke, and scary as hell.
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Surely their use of the term "puffs" in conjunction with "Brussel Sprout" is a double entendre? On the other hand, it should say "Brussels Sprout", so maybe English isn't one of Vegan Rob's strengths.Spotted at the grocer yesterday. Not a joke, and scary as hell.
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Surely their use of the term "puffs" in conjunction with "Brussel Sprout" is a double entendre? On the other hand, it should say "Brussels Sprout", so maybe English isn't one of Vegan Rob's strengths.
They also had cauliflower puffs and, a few weeks ago, beet chips. The 21st century is not coming along as I'd planned.
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That's why I don't get more exotic than Jalapeño Piggy Pop Pork Rinds. Eating healthy is a side benefit too.
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My missus likes to put out a finger bowl for her witchy friends on Halloween night:
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LOL. No telling how far you'd get with Waffle House.
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