Your favorite movie quotes

[Hurricane Jack]

“I don’t suppose you have a sportin’ woman in this town, do ya?” — Jake Spoon

“You are a scamp! You so rich that’s all you can think about?” — Gus McCrae

“I can think about it, rich or poor.” — Jake Spoon, Lonesome Dove

 

[Blackthorn]

KId: Nice horse. What's his name?

Cowboy: You don't give a name to something you might have to eat.

Culpepper Cattle Company

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“What about that trouble up in Arkansas?” — Woodrow F. Call

“Damn muleskinner drew down on me in a saloon, shot back at him with a buffalo gun & kilt the dentist. It was a pure accident, but I kilt ‘em.” — Jake Spoon

“He was just standing in the wrong place, huh?” — Pea Eye

“No, actually he was outside walking down the street. But a plank wall won’t stop no 50 caliber bullet.” — Jake Spoon

“No but a dentist will.” — Gus McCrae

“Stopped him dead! Bad luck all around.” — Jake Spoon

“Well nobody likes a dentist anyway.” — Gus McCrae, Lonesome Dove

 

[Blackthorn]

I like secrets. I collect them.

Paul Soames

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1092634/reference/

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“If I stay here very long, I might misbehave. Somebody might have to kill me.” — Samuel Jones, The Missing

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“Your boys do like the bylaws say, everything will be muy bueno.” — Virgil Cole

“And if they don't?” — Randall Bragg

“I arrest them.”

“And if they don't go along?”

“I shoot them.” — Virgil Cole, Appaloosa

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“Why don't we begin with a question? What is a sex crime?” — Detective Ray Duquette

“Not gettin' any!” — Jimmy Leach, Wild Things

 

[Trenchfriend]

No need to explain.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?” — Judge Thomas Alva Mantke of the L.A. District Court

“No.” — Larry Flynt

“No?” — Judge Mantke

“Your honor, I'm an atheist. I can't very well, uh, swear to a God I don't believe exists.” — Larry Flynt, The People vs. Larry Flynt

 

[FOXTROT LAMONT]

Golden Eye, first 007 post USSR flick featuring Pierce Brosnan. Although rated PG-13 Diet-Hollywood,
a scripted dialogue between 007 and 008 included a discussion of a lovely Bond girl, Nataly Siminovi played
by Izabella Scorupco who fell captive to a counterfeit traitor, 008.

008: I have Nataly here James.
007: I know.
008: A beautiful girl. She tastes like strawberries I think. Yes. Strawberry.
007: I wouldn't know.

After Bond spent a holiday week on Jamaica with Nataly.
In like Flynn time, strawberries and cream professional tennis breakfast at Wimbledon.
Me Irish arse he didn't know.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“I am mortified that you saw me with no clothes on.” — Allison French

“Oh, Allie, it was an incomparable pleasure.” — Everett Hitch, Appaloosa

 

[GHT]

“- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: The beggar was the lookout man for the gang.

- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: That is impossible. How can a blind man be a lookout?

- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: How can an idiot be a police officer?”

HERBERT LOM - Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus
PETER SELLERS - Clouseau

 

[Blackthorn]

Could we just for once die without all this bickering?

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“If you want any one thing too badly, it’s likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live, as I see it is to learn to like all the little everyday things… like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, or a soft bed, or a glass of buttermilk, or say a…a feisty gentleman like myself.” — Augustus McCrae, Lonesome Dove

 

[TelemarkTumalo]

"Signs and wonders. But I think once you quit hearing "sir" and "ma'am," the rest is soon to foller."

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell

No Country For Old Men

 

[Blackthorn]

Skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens!!

Tombstone

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Meeting his new cellmate for the first time:

“So you're the new chicken licker.” — Robert Deacon, inmate, Wild Things

 

[The one from the North]

"Ain't like it used to be, but it'll do."
Freddie Sykes, The Wild Bunch.
Maybe something to do with my far too quickly advancing age but seems to be more relevant each passing year!

 

[Blackthorn]

I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me---In a Lonely Place

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.” — Capt Benjamin L. Willard, Apocalypse Now