Your favorite movie quotes

[V.C. Brunswick]

"He's evil and he wants to take over the world and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins."
...Dr Evil on Mini Me

 

[HanauMan]

My mother? Let me tell you about my mother!
(Leon, Blade Runner)

I'm on the lamb, wanted bad, and packin' heat....
(Dix, The Asphalt Jungle)

Here, at the age of 39, I began to get old......
(Ryder, Brideshead Revisited)

 

[Hurricane Jack]

This was the basic philosophy instilled in me from a young age & really reinforced by life's circumstances when I was in my 20's. This quote from "Deadwood" sums it up best:

 

[BlueTrain]

I couldn't find this quote on IMDB but I swear it's in "The Wild Bunch." After the battle at the end and everyone is leaving the place that's just been shot up, one of the survivors asks if another one if he wants to go with him or something like that. "It won't be the same as it used to be but it'll still be fun." Maybe it's another movie. I don't know.

 

[MisterCairo]

"I'm leaving you all now! The good Lord will provide! Or NOT, according to His will!"

- Amos Starkadder (Ian McKellen), Cold Comfort Farm, 1996

 

[green papaya]

On DEADLY GROUND (1994)

My guy in D.C. tells me that we are not dealing with a student here, we're dealing with the Professor. Any time the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy's a professional, you got me? If he reaches this rig, we're all gonna be nothing but a big ********* hole right in the middle of Alaska. So let's go find him and kill him and get rid of the son of a bitch!

 

[Seb Lucas]

"We all go a little mad sometimes." Norman Bates, Psycho.

 

[redlinerobert]

"How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that, someday they may be scarce" - Casablanca

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

"They call them smartphones but only dummies use them in my class."
...Professor Masutani (George Takei), Larry Crowne (2011)

 

[HadleyH1]

-Just me and my memories. I'm practically a hermit -

-A hermit! I notice the table is set for four -

-That' nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. That doesn't prove a thing.-


Groucho Marx "A Night At The Opera.

 

[HadleyH1]

-You know Wally. He could find a loophole in the Ten Commandments -

Jack Lemmon in "The Fortune Cookie" 1966

 

[HadleyH1]

-They tell me that in Paris, if you don't buy your gown from Roberta, you are not dressed at all.

-I see. Nude if you do and nude if you don't.

Randolph Scott and Fred Astaire in "Roberta" 1935

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

"Believe me, I tied my own shoes once. It's an overrated experience."
King Jaffe Joffe (James Earl Jones)
Coming to America

 

[HadleyH1]

These two from "The Dark Knight"

 

[2jakes]

 

[HadleyH1]

"Dark Knight"

 

[Fading Fast]

"Dark Knight"

"The Dark Night" is chock full of outstanding philosophical quotes, with this one from Alfred (delivered brilliantly by Michael Caine) - explaining the un-explainable reasons some men are terrorists - being one of the best:

“...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

"We elves stick to the four food groups: Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corn and Sugar."
...Buddy Elf, Elf

 

[basbol13]

Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.

Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.

Llewelyn Moss: Well then I'll tell her myself.

 

[basbol13]

Man who hires Wells: [about Chigurh] Just how dangerous is he?

Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?

No Country For Old Men