Your favorite movie quotes

[BigFitz]

Josie Wales-"When I get to liking someone, they ain't around long".
Lone Watie-"I notice when you get to DISliking somenone, they ain't around long neither".

Lone Watie-"I didn't surrender neither, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They probably got him up in Kansas pulling a wagon I bet"

 

[Kirk H.]

Lone Waitie- We will teach them palefaces..No offense Granny.

Granny- None takin

Great movie!

 

[AtomicEraTom]

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

 

[Kirk H.]

"We got something in these parts called a Missouri boat ride"

 

[penates]

Buzzards got to eat, same as worms.

 

[MikeBravo]

Not from a movie, but a TV show, Big Bank Theory

PENNY: When I fell feels stressed out, I buy a fun skirt or a cute top to give me a whole new outlook.

SHELDON: Don't you eventually realize you're just the same stressed-out person in a fun skirt or a cute top?

PENNY: That's when I buy shoes.

 

[William Stratford]

"Did IQs drop sharply whilst I was away" - Ripley, Aliens

Cracking line

But the best, without a shadow of a doubt, is:

""Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart from me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear, on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!

 

[BigFitz]

"It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY! And that is a scientific fact!" -Champ Kind from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

 

[BigFitz]

Ron Burgundy-"Oh Audrey, I look like he11! What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you, I'd punch you right in the mouth!"

 

[BigFitz]

Apologies, but I'm on a Ron Burgundy roll.

Ron, in preparing his voice for broadcast-"The arsonist had oddly shaped feet".

"The Human Torch was denied a bank loan".

"I love scotch. I love scotch! Watch it go down, down into my belly. MMM! MMM! MMM!

"We're on? We're on the air right now?........I don't believe you"

 

[DNO]

Blazing Saddles

Jim: "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

and


Mongo: "Mongo only pawn in game of life"

 

[AtomicEraTom]

A Ron Burgundy one I use in regular conversation quite frequently

 

[rocketeer]

I havent seen this for years but it sort of goes: "This is New York, you can get killed here". Leningrad Cowboys Go America

 

[McMurdo]

You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

 

[jamespowers]

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Klaatu Barada N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N...
[coughs] [pause] Okay... that's it!
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[Touchofevil]

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Klaatu Barada N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N...
[coughs] [pause] Okay... that's it!


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Says the magnificent Chin!

 

[jamespowers]

Says the magnificent Chin!

Yeah man!

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

 

[Touchofevil]

Yeah man!

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

:rofl:

 

[DNO]

"Well hello Mr. Fancypants"

or

"Shop smart....shop S-Mart"

Just watched BC and the Army of Darkness again!

 

[SHOWSOMECLASS]

Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash