Dr. Evil: "Scott, I want you to meet Daddy's nemesis Austin Powers."
Scott Evil: "What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?"
Dr. Evil: "No Scott, I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."
Can't remember if I posted these ones from Apocalypse Now
My favourite: Chef: "Never get out of the boat"
and, Kurtz: "You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."
Some of my faves:
Army of Darkness has a number of great lines. My very fave (which is only in the director's cut; there's another line in the original version) is this. After fighting a bad version of himself who mocks him for being a 'goody-two-shoes', the MC blows the head off the evil clone with a shotgun and then says: 'Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.'
Ian McKellen as Chauvelin in the Scarlet Pimpernel version with Anthony Andrews: 'Those English and their stuuupid sense of fair play!'
Judy Holliday's 'Hungry' in reply to how her character felt after shooting her husband in Adam's Rib.
And I love Wendy's little speech in the French-British Les Poupees Russes (2005): "I know most girls, they go weak at the knees for what's beautiful ; that's all they see, that's all they want. But, I'm not like that. I don't just see what's beautiful. I fall for the other stuff. I love what's not perfect. That's just how I am."