Your favorite movie quotes

[V.C. Brunswick]

"Problems? I don't want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody got problems. My mama got problems, she just lost a leg. My cousin Pookie lost a testicle. My dog just threw up somebody's finger -- that's a problem!"

...Man on bus, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

 

[Sam Diamond]

"Room full of empty people."

...Inspector Wang: Murder By Death.

 

[Stearmen]

Don't You Understand Me?

I can't believe no one has mentioned one of the all time greats from the last centaury! [video=youtube;sIaxSxEqKtA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIaxSxEqKtA&feature=related[/video]

 

[DNO]

I can't believe no one has mentioned one of the all time greats from the last centaury!

Three words and yet Bruce Campbell couldn't quite remember that last one!

 

[Formeruser012523]

"So let it be written, so let it be done." -- Yul Brynner as Ramses II in THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

I get this line text to me by my sis all the time. lol

My God..... they look so young :eeek: Now I feel old

Yup. I hear they're trying to make a #3...

 

[Formeruser012523]

[video=youtube_share;DP5-qJSzDUg]http://youtu.be/DP5-qJSzDUg[/video]

 

[Widebrim]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure:

History teacher to Bill and Ted- It seems to me the only thing you have learned is that "Caesar is a salad dressing dude."

 

[Tomasso]

[video=youtube;nTFflehHtvI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTFflehHtvI[/video]

 

[Stearmen]

The Great One

[video=youtube_share;DP5-qJSzDUg]http://youtu.be/DP5-qJSzDUg[/video]

I have never been a fan of pro wrestling going back to the Gorgeous George days, but Andre the Giant was a real class act! Wish he did not pass so young, he had a lot of great performances left in him!

 

[ShortAndCashed]

Benedict: You think this is funny, Danny?
Ocean: Well, Terry, it sure as **** ain't sad!
Ocean's 13

Delmar: Gopher, Everret?
O Brother Where Art Thou

Clark: I hardly recognize you guys any more!
Vegas Vacation

 

[Stray Cat]

Number 1:
Humma Kavula, Congregation: [singing] Oh mighty Arkleseizure, thou gazed from high above. And sneezed from out thy nostrils, a gift of bounteous love. The universe around us emerged from thy nose. Now we await with eager expectation, thy handkerchief, to bring us back to thee.
[End singing]
Zaphod: Hello Humma.
Humma Kavula: Let us pray. Oh mighty one, we raise our noses to you blocked and unblown, send the handkerchief O blessed one that we may be wiped clean.
Congregation: Atchoo!
Humma Kavula: Bless you.

Number 2:
Marvin: You can blame the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation for making androids with GPP...
Arthur: Um... what's GPP?
Marvin: Genuine People Personalities. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you...?

And number 3 (that is so funny, even after you hear it 100 times):
The Book: According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the best drink in the known universe is the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. It has the effect of having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon... wrapped around a large gold brick.

Hahahahaaaa..
..all from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

 

[Stearmen]

Goodness

I'm suprised no one has used this great line! [video=youtube;u7ekAQ_Plxk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7ekAQ_Plxk[/video]

 

[Stearmen]

Come Up

And the only man who could go toe to toe with Mae! [video=youtube;U-KiyEyTXfk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-KiyEyTXfk[/video]

 

[DNO]

"Words will always retain their power"

V for Vendetta

 

[AmateisGal]

"Oh, an unconscious person. You must be working."

From The In-Laws with Michael Douglas, Albert Brooks, and Ryan Reynolds.

 

[AmateisGal]

"Always with the negative waves Moriarty, ALWAYS with the negative waves!" Oddball, Kelly's Heroes

Classic! :eusa_clap

 

[DNO]

"Never get out of the boat."

Chef, Apocalypse Now

 

[Formeruser012523]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!!"

I can't stand Dirty Dancing, but that's gotta be one of the funniest lines ever. :laugh:

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

"You're a historian and I'm part of history. I should have thought you would have found me interesting."
...Dr. Christian Szell, The Marathon Man

 

[Stray Cat]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!!"

that, with "I carried the watermelon", they are EPIC. lol