You know you are getting old when:

[GHT]

Hence one of its other meanings, a disorder that causes a person to eat random objects, in the manner of a magpie. Before it became a disorder, it was the basis for a few really good vaudeville acts.

Now that has prompted a childhood reminisce. There was a magician who ate 'diamonds' from a tray following each magic trick. His finale was to pull the diamonds from his mouth, all illuminated like Christmas lights. I tried to find something like it on YouTube, (poor old YouTube didn't have a clue!)

 

[Trenchfriend]

When you can choose between stressful sex or enjoying your peace. And you choose the second.

 

[KILO NOVEMBER]

When you can choose between stressful sex or enjoying your peace. And you choose the second.

No, that's not old. Old is when the former is no longer an option.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Equally, how ugly and sweaty summer can be, it's still enjoyable, as long as you got a touch of Drakkar Noir with you.

 

[Zombie_61]

Equally, how ugly and sweaty summer can be, it's still enjoyable, as long as you got a touch of Drakkar Noir with you.

Why, so you can smell of sweat AND perfume? No, thank you.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Why, so you can smell of sweat AND perfume? No, thank you.

I meant beeing in "summerly" public transportation etc., and all is more enjoyable with a little Drakkar Noir on your neck.

 

[GHT]

Why, so you can smell of sweat AND perfume? No, thank you.

Next time that you find yourself in London...................

 

[Trenchfriend]

NAIL CAPS for indoor cats??

Jeesus, I'm 39 years OLD.....