Write Your Own Epitaph! Otherwise, Someone Less Able Might Beat You To It.

[LocktownDog]

Wrecked 'im? It nearly kil.......... Oh wait.

 

[Rats Riley]

He lived a thousand lives and never stopped dreaming...

 

[Stray Cat]

He lived a thousand lives and never stopped dreaming...

I like that one..

 

[Dubya]

Here lies an Athiest.
All dressed up
With no place to go.

 

[Dr Kilroy]

It is a good thing to think about! For example:

Here lies a man
who did not wear brown in town.

I will think out some more, I think.

Best regards, Dr

 

[Dr Kilroy]

Or something less associated with clothes (I am interested in some other things, too ) - a verse by Ogden Nash about a part of Camille Saint-Saëns's "The Carnival of the animals" - Fossils (I am a kind of fossil of modern times, after all ):

At midnight in the museum hall
The fossils gathered for a ball
There were no drums or saxophones,
But just the clatter of their bones,
A rolling, rattling, carefree circus
Of mammoth polkas and mazurkas.
Pterodactyls and brontosauruses
Sang ghostly prehistoric choruses.
Amid the mastodontic wassail
I caught the eye of one small fossil.
"Cheer up, sad world," he said, and winked—
"It's kind of fun to be extinct."

Best regards, Dr

 

[Rats Riley]

I like that one..

Thanks Stray Cat.

Ironically on Jan 5th I had a close one at work and it got me to thinking. Also on Memorial Day I helped put flags on the vets tombstones. I noticed a lot of stones dating back to the Civil War. Some you could barely read and others were only identified as a vet by the shield still barely noticeable on the tombstone.

thanks again

 

[PistolPete1969]

Here lies Pistol Pete.....

Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque

 

[Fletch]

Hereunder reposes one Fletcher DeShays.
With wine, song and women he filled up his days.
But the one greatest love that e'er captured his heart
Is the reason he lies here - her husband got smart.

 

[LoveMyHats2]

" Finally, some one else can mow the lawn".

 

[Stray Cat]

" Finally, some one else can mow the lawn".

:rofl:
Mwahahahahaaa!

 

[Dubya]

Here lies Dubya
Who spent almost all his money on beer, women, cigarettes and gambling.
The rest he just squandered

 

[HeyMoe]

Here lies Moe,
He died in his bed, thank god that sumbitch is dead!

 

[randooch]

There once was a man from Zamorra,
Whose stories could surely bore ya.
Three plots he bought
For many hats to rot.
Here lies that horder of felt
Robbed of his last fedora.

 

[Stray Cat]

There once was a man from Zamorra,
Whose stories could surely bore ya.
Three plots he bought
For many hats to rot.
Here lies that horder of felt
Robbed of his last fedora.

Bravo! :eusa_clap

 

[randooch]

Here lies a promising thread
That lived a fortnight but died.
Final words were read
And lodged in the head.
But Silence prevailed,
Then sighed.

 

[rue]

lol