Write Your Own Epitaph! Otherwise, Someone Less Able Might Beat You To It.

[randooch]

Nothing morbid here, just a bit of creative fun in an arena somewhat clouded by fear and anxiety.
What would you like yours to be? Brutally honest? Poetic? Funny? Jot it down and share, with no engraving necessary.

 

[Bluebird Marsha]

Here Lies Marsha...

December 25, 1963-December 25, 2063

A woman of great charm, passion, and wit
Who met her end at the hands of a jealous lover

amantes sunt amentes

 

[LizzieMaine]

Lizzie McLeod
Lies Here Not.

She couldn't get anyone
to cover for her at work.

 

[Blackjack]

Blackjack Jones
He told everyone his feet were killing him
Nobody believed him...
RIP

 

[Tomasso]

Too early to consider....I'm still dancing......

 

[Dennis Young]

"I TOLD you I was sick..."

 

[Gray Ghost]

"I TOLD you I was sick..."

You beat me to it. LOL

=GG=

 

[Justin B]

Justin B...

Slid in sideways with his head on fire, a drink in one hand and a smoke in the other.

Off to lay rubber on the streets of gold.

 

[I Adore Film Noir]

She did what was necessary.

 

[Flipped Lid]

If the road to hell is truly paved with good intentions, I'll send a sign.

 

[Dennis Young]

You beat me to it. LOL

=GG=

Lol! And then there's always the old standard... "Beam me up Scotty.".

 

[Edward]

No epitaph for me. I wish for my ashes to be flushed down the toilet at the 100 Club on Oxford Street. I guess people could write amusing graffiti on the cubicle walls, though.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I actually died in Febuary 2005. The Grim Reaper is just too scared to come collect.

 

[Justin B]

It's because you're the Batman isn't it?

 

[rue]

RUE 1969- 2059
Gone back to the past
at last.

 

[Stray Cat]

I actually died in Febuary 2005. The Grim Reaper is just too scared to come collect.

Oh, I know that one: "Dead, but yet not aware of it"? lol

there's a saying:
"He/she look like he/she escaped from the gravedigger shovel"
(when one is looking gray and not-so-much-lively)

So, IF I had to write my epitaph NOW, it'll be ether humorous like:

Fortunately, she escaped from the gravedigger shovel

or, it'll be this:

Ovde počiva mrtav
..koji je hteo da živi
pretvoren u žabu, bože prosti
pretvoren u drvo zeleno
..
Rodio se krajem jeseni, umro početkom zime
mezimče među mrtvima
ne pamte ga ni prijatelji, ni neprijatelji
njegov plač ne može da se prepričava
njegova se humka ne preskače i ne obalazi
u malom paklu zapaljenih sveća
na njegovom grobu je mrak

(translation):
Here lies dead
.. who wanted to live
turned into a frog, God forgive
converted into a green tree
..
Born in late autumn, in early winter - died.
Latest baby among the dead,
not remember neither by friends nor enemies.
His cries could not be recounted
His mound is not skipped and not passed by.
In the hell of the small lighted candles
the darkness covers the grave

:rain:

..all depending of the day you ask me to do it..

 

[Undertow]

No epitaph for me. I wish for my ashes to be flushed down the toilet at the 100 Club on Oxford Street. I guess people could write amusing graffiti on the cubicle walls, though.

Here I sit broken hearted...

 

[Atticus Finch]

Here lies Geoff,
He's gone and died.
His Motion to Continue,
Was denied.

AF

 

[LocktownDog]

Here Lies Rick
He was told to "go to hell" once too many times.

 

[randooch]

Here Lies Randall,
Truth be Told.