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Worst Hat Bashes

CRH

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ScottF said:
...I woke up with a nasty headache, the previous night a blur. Slowly reaching over, I found only a wet old hat. Where had she gone? All I remembered was that she wasn't much of a talker...and kind of short with rough skin. But I didn't remember her wearing a hat...


Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie...
 

Wolfmanjack

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Ahem, back on topic, we have:
architect Frank Lloyd Wright

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This is a bash that has always intrigued me. I don't know that I would call it a "bad" bash, just a very unique one. In fact, I think I might do a cowboy conversion like this, if I had a brim shackle to make that roll.
 

CRH

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Wolfmanjack said:
Ahem, back on topic, we have:
architect Frank Lloyd Wright

frank-lloyd-wright.jpg


This is a bash that has always intrigued me. I don't know that I would call it a "bad" bash, just a very unique one. In fact, I think I might do a cowboy conversion like this, if I had a brim shackle to make that roll.


The bash is fine but I could never wear a hat so high and...'too small'... for my head. :eusa_doh:


But I'm no genius....
 

ScottF

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You seriously believe that Oppenheimer bashed his hat poorly?

I like the Wright hat as well.
 

ScottF

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CRH said:
Genius walks beside faith.......

I've always considered that Life cover to be one of the best hat photos ever.

Wright, however, I believe has a bucket of chicken hidden behind him in that 2nd pic.
 
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Oppenheimer just looks like a guy that you wouldn't want to mess with. And who has one heck of a hat.

And Wright's is very interesting, never seen one quite like that. But his house designs are the finest of the era.
 

Dinerman

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I found this one for a friend who wanted a hat like Frank Lloyd Wright's.
as I bought it
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Fixed up. I lowered the crown another 3/4 of an inch after taking these pictures once I saw it on his head to correct the proportions and get it closer to those seen in the photos of Wright.

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It didn't have a liner when I got it- I took the liner from a trashed fedora (which oddly went for almost $300 when I sold it- go figure). The only marking on the hat said it was "The Dakota".

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Though I'm certain the hat's not as old as this ad, the name is the same as is they style.
 

Roninjedi

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ScottF said:
This kind of creeps me out. Guessing with the pink ribbon, that it's meant to be someone's baby?

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I just showed this to some of my co-workers. We three guys thought it was undeniably creepy. The lady thought it was adorable. I described it with just two words...

Nightmare Fuel :eek:

One of my buddies said it reminded him of the mutant rebellion leader from "Total Recall".
 

ScottF

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"Baby Face" hat

I wonder if you could do a 'death mask' hat if the hat was made of soft enough felt?

Couldn't be any more creepy than the plaster ones.
 

Woodfluter

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I'm thinking back to the ForgottenMan and FeltFan posts back in 6/17, because they reflected something that came to me. Some of the best vintage fedoras I have don't possess a particular crown shape...it's whatever you put into them at the moment. They are so flexible (but short-term memory-retentive) that steam and careful shaping is ineffective and totally irrelevant. So I'm wondering:

Are the very sloppy and casual crown shapes actually a statement by the owners that they have a high-quality hat? Sort of a backwards way of stating "I have a really good hat and don't have to care what people think"?

Just a thought.

- Bill
 

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