Why I love cats more than women...

[Trenchfriend]

1. They don't talk much.
2. The cannot speak German.
3. The don't give a f..k on getting any bling-bling
4. The don't know about smink
5. After ten or fifteen minutes of fondling and cuddling, they say: "Aah, thanks again, my friend! See you." and go their way.
6. They come by simple noise acclamation, when they know you.
7. They don't stress themselves and just go "powder their nose" behind the old thick bushes
8. Razor? What is that??
9. They don't speculate on a marriage proposal.
10.

And so on...

 

[tonyb]

^^^^^^
Coming across as you do, it seems somewhat less than certain that your peaceful solitude will be troubled by women’s attentions.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Of course, there's some irony in the game.

 

[Trenchfriend]

I mean, I learned from the best.

 

[KILO NOVEMBER]

Do you find that women, generally, feel much the same way about you?

 

[Trenchfriend]

Do you find that women, generally, feel much the same way about you?

Could be.

 

[ChrisB]

I find cats preferable to much of humanity, regardless of gender.

Could be.