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Why!!!! Hipsters!!! Why!!!!!

Flicka

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Someone had posted this at another forum. The original post was a commentary on a self-published hipster magazine but I thought it was an insightful analysis of the hipster mentality.

I dunno, but I can see the part about being boring children etc. ascribed to us on here...
 
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Paul Roerich

"A List" Customer
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Cupcakes were kids' birthday party throwaway crap food that some pasty chefs decided to improve considerably. Next up: high-priced gourmet Cheetos and Hawaiian Punch.
 

overlord4215

New in Town
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Staten Island NY
The truly best thing about hipsters is that they will move into the worst neighborhoods "like the Bedford Stuyvesant area of Brooklyn" and displace all the substance abusers (have seen this happen over the past 14 years ).As soon as they move in the bike lanes are drawn in .
 

Miss Stella

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I just don't get it....hipsters, I mean. By description, that's what my ex son in law is....well, now, that answers ALOT!!!
 

Mr. Hallack

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Rockland Maine
The truly best thing about hipsters is that they will move into the worst neighborhoods "like the Bedford Stuyvesant area of Brooklyn" and displace all the substance abusers (have seen this happen over the past 14 years ).As soon as they move in the bike lanes are drawn in .

Please have them move into my apt. complex!! (well not as bad as NYC or Lewiston)
 
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So, hipster question (serious). We go to our favorite local little restaurant/coffee shop/market today. It's pretty much hipster-run. I ordered a brevé latté (no jokes). The guy says "we don't have syrups". I explain what it is.
We get our food and then the coffee drinks. Mine is luke-warm. I hate to complain, but I like coffee hot, if not extra hot. I tell the lady that runs the joint that if they could just steam it up 30°, I'd be happy. She says "we serve our coffee drinks on the cool side, but I'll remember you like it hot“ as we're regulars. Now, my question is, is that some hipster thing - cool coffee drinks? I've never ever heard of such a thing. I get extra hot often, but never heard anyone who likes cool coffee drinks. It was awful. Every last person there working is hipster. Is this a thing?
 

Aerojoe

Practically Family
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Basque Country
So, hipster question (serious).

that sense of humor you have
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