GHT
I'll Lock Up
- Messages
- 9,793
- Location
- New Forest
Your wife is a witch, great! Ask her if she can dispel spells, hexes, and assorted jinks.
Remove the Curse
A pagan goes to a Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.”
The old man said without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”