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Sounds like she got on the phone to her old pal Orson and had him rewrite some dialogue.
Continuing to sift thru a variety of early kinescopes from the 1948-50 era, I keep coming back to "Howdy Doody," which, the more I watch, the more it comes across as one of the most disturbing kiddie shows ever aired. Those who remember the show's later era will think of Doodyville as a center of innocent, whimsical fun, but the early shows over and over again come across as unsettling on just about every possible level. But the one thing that comes across in just about every show I've seen so far is the palpable, mutual loathing exhibited between Bob Smith and Bob "Clarabell the Clown" Keeshan. I knew the two men didn't much care for each other, and it only got worse the longer they worked together, but I wasn't prepared to see it acted out on screen so obviously and explicitly.
The gentle Kangarooish Bob Keeshan is nowhere to be seen here. His Clarabell is a hulking, thuggish presence around the Peanut Gallery -- which perhaps reflects his off-camera role as Bob's enforcer, keeping the kids in their place and under control. But there is no jolliness or whimsy in this Clarabell -- he storms around the set, throwing violent tantrums like a splenetic two year old when he doesn't get his way, and Bob goes out of his way to goad him. Some of this goes beyond mere teasing -- when the good ol' Buffalo bellows "YOU STUPID CLOWN!" when Clarabell botches some trick or other, it really sounds like he's yelling at Keeshan himself, not the character he's playing. And Keeshan looks, thru the makeup, like he's genuinely seething. When the time comes to let Buffalo Bob have it right in the face with the seltzer bottle, you can see Keeshan glaring at Smith, just before pressing the lever, with a look that can only be described as slit-eyed, murderous hate.
Something must also be said about the absolutely relentless vending on these shows. Bob not only does the interminable commercials, he compels the kids to join him in singing the commercial jingles -- and no matter what you think abou the Boys, there's something honestly distressing about a bleacher full of six year olds being made to sing "Halo, everybody, halo! Halo is the shampoo that glorifies your hair!" When a kid tries to interrupt Bob as he's giving his pitch, he blows the little scamp right off, and keeps on selling. No doubt the wee tyke settled right down, lest Clarabell fix him in that terrifying slit-eyed glare.
(And NBC really needs to adjust its vertical linearity. The test pattern looks like poop.)
I could have sworn it was in the pilot/premiere episode, and that was where I looked on IMDb. Thanks!IMDb to the rescue, but, according to them, it was in the second episode. "We are quicksilver, a fleeting shadow, a distant sound...our home has no boundaries beyond which we cannot pass. We live in music, in a flash of color...we live on the wind and in the sparkle of a star!"
I saw the show in reruns in the late '60s or early '70s (if memory serves) and hated it. I don't really remember much about it - but I do remember I couldn't stand it and watched, probably, no more than three or four episodes.
It's funny, you really do see some crazy things - as you describe in "Howdy Doody -" in that first decade or so of TV before Corporate America had systemized out all the variation, spontaneity and errors/problems/free-wheeling.
I really enjoyed the fx version of The Bridge. Quality entertainment throughout.Watching the original Swedish/Danish "The Bridge" on Netflix, series 2. Euro TV detective shows tend to have very convoluted plot lines and this is no exception but the female lead is one of the most interesting and unusual characters ever. Highly engaging.
In the Euro version the female lead is played a little more broadly. Her "symptoms" are much more noticeable and her interpersonal relationships are fraught with problems. In both versions I very much enjoyed this character. Started season 3 last night and the plot continues to be at least one sigma past believable.I really enjoyed the fx version of The Bridge. Quality entertainment throughout.
It was a shame that it was cancelled.
slit-eyed, murderous hate.
Cannot yet watch it. It is sad to admit Klitschko's days at the top are over. He was a classy champion.Joshua vs. Klitschko - Over the years I've seen a ton of fights. Saw Tyson on the way up LIVE and at least 100 ppv. This fight last Saturday on HBO is probably the best heavyweight title fight I've seen since Ali's reign. Young champion (Joshua) vs. old ex-champ Klitschko. Both men taste the canvas, both men get up to put the other man down. If you scripted this Hollywood would throw you out the door. Amazing, catch it on HBO. I don't care if you HATE boxing or violence in any form... if this fight doesn't get the juices flowing better check your pulse cause you might be dead!
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